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grouchobeer

Member Since: 09-18-2005

Profile:
My name is What-do-you-care
My home is anywhere
People say I'm awful dumb
And so I thought to you I'd come.

Comics by grouchobeer

  1. 01-16-2020 - White House Plumber
  2. 09-30-2019 - Don’t know much about the Middle Ages
  3. 09-13-2019 - Chocolate kiss off
  4. 08-02-2019 - Future Suck
  5. 07-30-2019 - Not a doctor
  6. 06-20-2019 - Previously, on “Fosse/Verdon”
  7. 06-20-2019 - How can you be in two places at once when you’re nowhere at all? v. 2.0
  8. 06-20-2019 - Unpresidented
  9. 06-13-2019 - Previously, on “The Black Trumps”
  10. 06-13-2019 - The dyslexic atheist
  11. 06-01-2019 - The woman who has everything
  12. 06-01-2019 - How can you be in two places at once when you’re nowhere at all?
  13. 05-29-2019 - There ain’t no Satan Clause
  14. 05-28-2019 - I don’t know who, do you?
  15. 04-20-2019 - Those who cannot remember the past something something something
  16. 02-15-2019 - Cross Words
  17. 12-14-2018 - Previously, on “Ray Donovan”
  18. 09-24-2018 - Pick up chicks the Brett Kavanaugh way!
  19. 09-10-2018 - Lay this
  20. 08-06-2018 - Easiest. Job. Ever. Dermatologist.
  21. 08-06-2018 - A theory on why it is so difficult to get my cat's medicine
  22. 06-29-2018 - ICE, ICE, baby
  23. 06-07-2018 - The Never-ending story
  24. 05-09-2018 - Trump? That’s game!
  25. 03-27-2018 - Was there life before the Google? [SPOILER ALERT: No]
  26. 03-18-2018 - Keep your family out of this
  27. 02-20-2018 - Support mental health or I’ll kill you
  28. 05-17-2017 - Why I'm not a lawyer
  29. 04-09-2017 - The Never-ending story
  30. 03-02-2016 - IOKIYAR 4
  31. 03-01-2016 - Talking Heads: Same As It Ever Was
  32. 01-28-2016 - Standoffs for Dummies
  33. 01-25-2016 - 29 inches of global warming
  34. 01-21-2016 - IOKIYAR 3
  35. 01-10-2016 - IOKIYAR 2.1
  36. 01-04-2016 - IOKIYAR
  37. 12-29-2015 - Dumb /sh#t/ people believe. Also, horoscopes
  38. 12-11-2014 - Maybe not the intel we deserve
  39. 11-27-2014 - Giving Thanks
  40. 11-09-2014 - Cats don't come when they're called, either
  41. 11-09-2014 - Previously, on "The Black Bushes"
  42. 08-15-2014 - Four Women
  43. 06-24-2014 - Roman Scandals
  44. 06-21-2014 - If you didn't complain about this, STFU about Lois Lerner
  45. 05-05-2014 - Another made-up holiday to sell /sh#t/ty beer to dumbass Americans
  46. 04-25-2014 - High-Tech Lynching
  47. 04-11-2014 - In her shoes
  48. 02-09-2014 - Silly
  49. 06-13-2013 - You can't spell "RACISM" without "A & M"
  50. 04-19-2013 - Patriot Games
  51. 02-28-2013 - The Odd Couple
  52. 01-05-2013 - Lucky Ducky (A comic after the manner of Ruben Bolling)
  53. 12-19-2012 - The Emperor's New Clothes
  54. 11-03-2012 - Your money and/or your life
  55. 08-25-2012 - SUBWAYStories
  56. 08-11-2012 - Mittbot 2012
  57. 08-06-2012 - Eat Mor Cok
  58. 07-27-2012 - I guess it was yourself you were involved with
  59. 07-20-2012 - Crazy House
  60. 06-29-2012 - No good deed goes unpunished
  61. 06-29-2012 - Duck Soup the Rest of Your Life
  62. 05-13-2012 - Magic Time
  63. 05-13-2012 - Happy Mother's Day
  64. 05-12-2012 - The Parent Trap
  65. 05-07-2012 - Pigs flew
  66. 05-07-2012 - One beer
  67. 05-07-2012 - Shame the Devil
  68. 04-24-2012 - Dying is easy
  69. 04-20-2012 - I'll be so glad when they outsource this f#*king job to Mexico
  70. 01-24-2009 - You can't spell "YouTube" without "You"
  71. 01-24-2009 - The Dead Pool
  72. 01-24-2009 - Minority Report
  73. 01-24-2009 - Jokes YOU can use!
  74. 01-24-2009 - Hotel for Pussies
  75. 01-24-2009 - Inaugural funnies
  76. 01-24-2009 - Fat lady sings
  77. 01-20-2009 - No matter who you vote for, the government always gets in
  78. 01-20-2009 - Obama: The First One Hundred Seconds
  79. 12-23-2008 - Shoe bombs
  80. 12-22-2008 - Deep Throat Sucks
  81. 12-22-2008 - Hirohito Blues
  82. 12-22-2008 - America's Least Wanted
  83. 12-22-2008 - Shoe bomb
  84. 12-17-2008 - This is an Ex-President!
  85. 12-15-2008 - Gals-- he's dating again!
  86. 12-15-2008 - A Ford, not a Lincoln
  87. 12-14-2008 - NewsRadio
  88. 12-14-2008 - Next time we row across-a da Pacific, we take-a da plane
  89. 12-14-2008 - Mohammed Atta's Flying Circus
  90. 12-05-2008 - Cole in your stocking
  91. 12-05-2008 - Dubya, Texas Ranger
  92. 12-02-2008 - You can't spell "It actually started in November" without "NBER"
  93. 12-02-2008 - You can't spell "PSU" without "PU"
  94. 11-29-2008 - The other chocolate Jesus
  95. 11-24-2008 - Supersized
  96. 11-24-2008 - The danger of homophones
  97. 11-24-2008 - Stuff it
  98. 11-24-2008 - Sons of Bitc hes
  99. 11-24-2008 - Guns and roses
  100. 11-22-2008 - PIGS ON A PLANE!
  101. 11-22-2008 - Yes, We Kansans
  102. 11-20-2008 - Heartless
  103. 11-17-2008 - Chicks with Dicks
  104. 11-16-2008 - Too much, too late
  105. 11-16-2008 - The Changeling
  106. 11-16-2008 - California is like a bowl of granola
  107. 11-16-2008 - Bob Gates vs. Bill Gates
  108. 11-09-2008 - Semi-true Tales of the Third Screen Film Festival
  109. 11-09-2008 - The Dark Knight
  110. 11-07-2008 - Wouldn't it be great if this really happened?
  111. 11-07-2008 - Black & White in Color
  112. 11-04-2008 - Every dog has his day in court
  113. 11-04-2008 - A thousand pounds
  114. 11-03-2008 - The second choice was The Dixie Chick's "Landslide"
  115. 11-03-2008 - Arizona
  116. 11-03-2008 - Uh oh
  117. 11-03-2008 - Serendipity
  118. 10-23-2008 - A candidate we can all support
  119. 10-23-2008 - Earlybird Special
  120. 10-23-2008 - Texas Toast
  121. 10-18-2008 - Pussy news
  122. 10-12-2008 - You can't spell "Bin-laden" without "Biden"
  123. 10-12-2008 - Crash
  124. 10-11-2008 - Jaws 2
  125. 10-01-2008 - The horror! The horror!
  126. 10-01-2008 - Maize-- you call it corn
  127. 09-22-2008 - No sanity clause in Texas
  128. 09-22-2008 - This really happened
  129. 09-14-2008 - Now we know where Trig gets his brains
  130. 09-14-2008 - Dumb b#tch
  131. 09-11-2008 - This really happened
  132. 09-11-2008 - Hot dog
  133. 09-11-2008 - You can't spell "Porkbarrel" without "Pork"
  134. 09-11-2008 - True Life African-American Names
  135. 09-11-2008 - Final Jeopardy
  136. 09-09-2008 - You don't fake DNA-- you issue a press release
  137. 09-07-2008 - Bite me
  138. 09-06-2008 - Cocoon
  139. 09-05-2008 - A Night on eBay
  140. 09-05-2008 - Knocked Up
  141. 09-05-2008 - Selling ice to Eskimos
  142. 09-02-2008 - Previously, on "The She-Elephant"...
  143. 09-01-2008 - You can't spell "Fundamentalist /sh#t/bag" without "Funbag"
  144. 09-01-2008 - You can't spell "Downs Syndrome" without Dubya
  145. 08-31-2008 - Half-baked Alaska
  146. 08-26-2008 - Jew Kills Christ
  147. 08-21-2008 - Stephanie Tubbs Jones goes to Hell, shares room with Richard Eberling
  148. 08-19-2008 - You can't spell "Red China" without "Red
  149. 08-19-2008 - grouchobeer's First Annual "Worst-Dressed Celebrities in a Coma" List
  150. 08-19-2008 - Q & A
  151. 08-19-2008 - Feel the burn
  152. 08-06-2008 - And then they ate the book
  153. 08-03-2008 - There's my argument, bring back literacy testing at the polls
  154. 07-23-2008 - Radovan Karadzic's Old Home Week
  155. 07-15-2008 - That's future shock, Lee
  156. 07-14-2008 - True Tales of the San Francisco Silent Film Festival
  157. 07-14-2008 - You can't spell "theology" without "logy"
  158. 07-11-2008 - Tigger
  159. 07-09-2008 - Barack Obama is not as dumb as he looks
  160. 07-09-2008 - Barack Obama, stinkin' to high, high heaven
  161. 07-09-2008 - You can't spell 'idiot" without "O.T."
  162. 07-09-2008 - King Phillip Cut One, For God's Sake
  163. 07-09-2008 - George Washington Slept Here
  164. 07-09-2008 - Make Your Own John McCain Joke Comix
  165. 07-09-2008 - Jesse Helms smokes dick in hell
  166. 07-09-2008 - Peeling paint
  167. 07-09-2008 - Vertigo
  168. 07-08-2008 - Reds
  169. 07-02-2008 - The Candidates Debate!
  170. 07-02-2008 - Advise & Consent
  171. 06-30-2008 - Accelerate Your Life
  172. 06-29-2008 - Fantasy News League
  173. 06-28-2008 - Chimps are people, too
  174. 06-27-2008 - You know you're really bad when you're banned from a terrorist's birthday party
  175. 06-19-2008 - Of course they're stupid. They're Cubs fans, for God's sake.
  176. 06-19-2008 - You can't spell "Fat Tub of Goop" without "GOP"
  177. 06-19-2008 - You can't spell "Two Big /sh#t/heads" without "TBS"
  178. 06-19-2008 - Black & Blue Devils
  179. 06-19-2008 - Everybody Was Kung Pao Fighting
  180. 06-19-2008 - Barack Obama's Babymama
  181. 06-14-2008 - Monkey Business
  182. 06-13-2008 - Those who cannot remember the past someting something something
  183. 06-13-2008 - The Adventures of Wingman!
  184. 06-08-2008 - A Day At The Races
  185. 05-15-2008 - You can't spell "pretty old weezer" without "POW"
  186. 05-12-2008 - You can't spell "unwanted anal fissure probe" without UFO
  187. 05-12-2008 - Draft Dodger
  188. 04-17-2008 - No jury would ever convict me
  189. 04-15-2008 - Tomato, tomahto
  190. 04-15-2008 - And the winner is...
  191. 04-14-2008 - True Tales Of Grouchobeer
  192. 04-14-2008 - Potpourri
  193. 04-09-2008 - Who's afraid of the big black?
  194. 04-07-2008 - And they're ugly
  195. 04-04-2008 - Domino effect
  196. 04-03-2008 - Joke Du Jour
  197. 04-03-2008 - The Google
  198. 04-03-2008 - Daughter of Transsexual 2
  199. 04-03-2008 - Daughter of Transsexual
  200. 04-03-2008 - Daughter of Transsexual
  201. 03-30-2008 - Wombatman
  202. 03-25-2008 - Could there be a lamer presidential candidate than Pat Buchanan-- PAT BUCHANAN!
  203. 03-22-2008 - It would have been OK had Terri Schiavo died in Iraq
  204. 03-18-2008 - A Really Big Shoe
  205. 03-18-2008 - Gatoraid
  206. 03-18-2008 - No deposit, no return
  207. 03-18-2008 - Slut Atlantic
  208. 03-12-2008 - Squeal lahk a pig
  209. 03-08-2008 - No Country For Old Men
  210. 03-07-2008 - The Thousand-Pound Reich
  211. 03-07-2008 - Because some black guy would kill the president. I'd do it. What would they do? Put me in jail with a bunch of black guys?
  212. 03-05-2008 - Because that's how long it is, about six feet
  213. 03-05-2008 - Ohio Idol
  214. 03-05-2008 - Yeah, but Hitler wasn't from the Twin Cities
  215. 03-01-2008 - You can't spell "Pretty Stupid #ssh#les" without PSA
  216. 03-01-2008 - Darth Nader
  217. 03-01-2008 - Bad chemistry
  218. 02-29-2008 - I crossed a goat with a spider and I got a nanny that mates and kills
  219. 02-29-2008 - The musical fruit
  220. 02-28-2008 - Adolf Hitler was against gas because he was gassed-- that doesn't make him a nice guy
  221. 02-28-2008 - Marx joins the immortals
  222. 02-28-2008 - Like Reagan only older
  223. 02-28-2008 - Milk, milk
  224. 02-28-2008 - Life in America just keeps getting better and better
  225. 02-24-2008 - Weight
  226. 02-01-2008 - Super Sunday And Super Tuesday
  227. 01-31-2008 - Why do you think they call it Flash?
  228. 01-31-2008 - Broken Wings
  229. 01-31-2008 - Airborne
  230. 01-31-2008 - Mixed Doubles
  231. 01-25-2008 - Books is like kryptonite 2
  232. 01-25-2008 - Books is like kryptonite
  233. 01-25-2008 - The Mike Gravel Juggernaut rolls on
  234. 01-25-2008 - 6,000,000 hits
  235. 01-24-2008 - 28 Down
  236. 01-23-2008 - Now Playing on The Great White Way
  237. 01-22-2008 - Mau Mau Fighter Pilots
  238. 01-22-2008 - Dead heats and deadbeats
  239. 01-22-2008 - The MAINE event
  240. 01-22-2008 - Is that rat heart? Disgusting.
  241. 01-22-2008 - There Will Be Blood
  242. 01-22-2008 - MLK, MLK, Lemonade
  243. 01-22-2008 - I Know Who Killed Me
  244. 01-22-2008 - All-Natural Bush, Vol. 1
  245. 10-13-2007 - Skull & Bones
  246. 08-25-2007 - Boob Tube
  247. 08-25-2007 - I'm Henry the Eighth
  248. 08-19-2007 - King of the World
  249. 08-19-2007 - You gotta have faith
  250. 07-24-2007 - Hex Nuts
  251. 07-01-2007 - Call marketing
  252. 07-01-2007 - Black & White & Red All Over
  253. 07-01-2007 - One shot
  254. 07-01-2007 - Chile today, hot tamale
  255. 07-01-2007 - Our national nightmare never ends
  256. 07-01-2007 - Correct me if I'm wrong, but if I kill all the golfers, won't they lock me up and throw away the key?
  257. 07-01-2007 - If it gets any hotter, I'll NEED a really big fan
  258. 06-11-2007 - Lawsuits are frivolous, unless filed by Republicans
  259. 06-11-2007 - Koch and Teabags
  260. 06-09-2007 - My 2008 Presidential Endorsement
  261. 04-09-2007 - Let the chimps fall where they may
  262. 03-16-2007 - I no like mint
  263. 03-16-2007 - Miss Direction of 2008
  264. 03-16-2007 - Coals to Newcastle
  265. 03-16-2007 - And that's the way it should have been
  266. 03-16-2007 - That's hot
  267. 03-16-2007 - Mercury Rising
  268. 03-16-2007 - Eliminate the Middleman
  269. 03-16-2007 - The Two Thousand Year Old Man
  270. 03-15-2007 - Borderline
  271. 03-15-2007 - b#tch tits
  272. 03-15-2007 - All the eggs in one basket
  273. 03-15-2007 - Ferrous Metal's Day Off
  274. 03-08-2007 - Rat bastard
  275. 03-08-2007 - I think not
  276. 03-08-2007 - A gift from the comedy gods
  277. 03-08-2007 - Peace & Quiet
  278. 03-08-2007 - I no like mint
  279. 03-08-2007 - Coulterworld 2
  280. 03-08-2007 - Coulterworld
  281. 02-22-2007 - Dogfood for Thought
  282. 02-22-2007 - Middle Earth
  283. 02-22-2007 - The Importance of Being O.J.
  284. 02-22-2007 - A Spoonful of Sugar
  285. 02-22-2007 - Some of these are just for me
  286. 02-22-2007 - We're fighting for their democracy, which is more than they ever did
  287. 02-09-2007 - Lesbi friends go homo
  288. 02-09-2007 - Cyberia
  289. 02-09-2007 - You can't spell "country" without it
  290. 02-09-2007 - George Won '04, Arguably
  291. 02-09-2007 - Breach
  292. 02-09-2007 - Aqua Teen Force from Hunger
  293. 02-09-2007 - You can't spell Freaking A-Hat without ATHF
  294. 02-04-2007 - The Jackass is the finest flower of Tex-ass
  295. 02-03-2007 - Tasercam
  296. 02-03-2007 - Do you like movies about gladiatorum?
  297. 02-03-2007 - Sock monkey
  298. 02-03-2007 - Wolfowitz' socks
  299. 02-02-2007 - The Search For Intelligent Life In The Universe
  300. 02-02-2007 - African-American Nativity
  301. 02-02-2007 - The Dubya Word
  302. 02-01-2007 - Does that mean there shall be no more ale, either?
  303. 02-01-2007 - Katrina and the Waves
  304. 02-01-2007 - Ozzy and Hearing-aid
  305. 02-01-2007 - One particular horse called Nugget
  306. 01-31-2007 - What is this "Super Bowl"?
  307. 01-31-2007 - You love a HORSE?
  308. 01-31-2007 - Departed, but not forgotten
  309. 01-31-2007 - Get Courtney Love!
  310. 01-31-2007 - American Idle
  311. 01-31-2007 - Another reason I don't give money to my alma mater
  312. 01-31-2007 - Moe Is Their Leader
  313. 01-31-2007 - Lick it up
  314. 01-31-2007 - You love a HORSE?
  315. 01-31-2007 - You love a HORSE?
  316. 01-31-2007 - You love a HORSE?
  317. 01-31-2007 - You can't spell "Psychotherapist" without "the rapist"
  318. 01-31-2007 - American Idyll
  319. 01-29-2007 - Hot Toddy
  320. 01-28-2007 - The Enemy at Home
  321. 01-28-2007 - Space 1999
  322. 01-27-2007 - Baby needs a new parachute
  323. 01-27-2007 - Eating pussy
  324. 01-27-2007 - Stoned
  325. 01-27-2007 - Is there nothing they can't do?
  326. 01-26-2007 - High school science fair on crank
  327. 01-26-2007 - Scrum
  328. 01-24-2007 - Budget tour guide
  329. 01-24-2007 - Some dunce
  330. 01-19-2007 - Simonized
  331. 01-18-2007 - Eye on the Sparrow
  332. 01-18-2007 - Labor free
  333. 01-17-2007 - Livestock Exchange
  334. 01-17-2007 - Your fifteen minutes are up
  335. 01-13-2007 - Pop Quiz
  336. 01-13-2007 - Becks Lite
  337. 01-13-2007 - Fat Pussy
  338. 01-13-2007 - Spoiling the barrel
  339. 01-13-2007 - Practice What You Preach
  340. 01-10-2007 - Quran Quran
  341. 01-10-2007 - Loose change sinks ships
  342. 01-10-2007 - Degrees of bacon
  343. 01-10-2007 - If the shoes of the fisherman fit
  344. 01-10-2007 - Q & A
  345. 01-10-2007 - Giving Murray Head
  346. 01-08-2007 - A Night in Trenton
  347. 01-08-2007 - Law & Order: Disneyworld
  348. 01-08-2007 - Red vs. Blue
  349. 01-07-2007 - Three good reasons
  350. 01-07-2007 - Urinalottatrouble
  351. 01-07-2007 - Looking for Loopholes
  352. 01-07-2007 - You'll love our steakhouse
  353. 01-06-2007 - Didn't he steal Xmas?
  354. 01-06-2007 - Just like mother used to make
  355. 01-06-2007 - Just in time for Xmas, if you're Abyssinian Orthodox
  356. 01-05-2007 - Thank you for not breeding
  357. 01-05-2007 - We bear you out!
  358. 01-05-2007 - No child left left behind
  359. 01-04-2007 - Cows with guns
  360. 01-04-2007 - Cutting Out Fats
  361. 01-04-2007 - Leave the gun, take the cannolis
  362. 01-04-2007 - House
  363. 01-04-2007 - Baa
  364. 01-04-2007 - So it was MOIDER!
  365. 01-03-2007 - Clara Peller Tribute
  366. 01-03-2007 - Hey you
  367. 01-02-2007 - Nancy Boys
  368. 01-02-2007 - Crossing Jordan
  369. 01-02-2007 - White man's burden
  370. 01-02-2007 - What other kind is there?
  371. 12-31-2006 - 2006 Revue
  372. 12-31-2006 - A Dream Come True
  373. 12-31-2006 - Hi ho the merrio, I hope you fry in hell
  374. 12-31-2006 - Wham Mo
  375. 12-30-2006 - Archaeology
  376. 12-28-2006 - Thirty-year coma victim awakens!
  377. 12-28-2006 - WIN in Iraq
  378. 12-26-2006 - Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
  379. 12-26-2006 - You'll shoot your eyes out
  380. 12-25-2006 - http://www.zombo.com
  381. 12-23-2006 - Wolf in sheep's clothing
  382. 12-23-2006 - Durham Bull
  383. 12-23-2006 - Deliverance
  384. 12-23-2006 - Math is hard, I'm easy
  385. 12-23-2006 - A Very Monica Hannukah
  386. 12-23-2006 - The History Boys
  387. 12-23-2006 - English Pubic School
  388. 12-23-2006 - Blue Xmas
  389. 12-22-2006 - Art for Chrissake
  390. 12-22-2006 - Ich Bin Ein Wiener
  391. 12-21-2006 - Some assembly required comix
  392. 12-21-2006 - Reverse chronology comix
  393. 12-21-2006 - The Black Hole of Calcutta
  394. 12-21-2006 - Q & A
  395. 12-21-2006 - The Indian Runner
  396. 12-21-2006 - Eight Simple Rules For Dating bin-Laden
  397. 12-21-2006 - Barack Barack fo farack Obama fama fo fama
  398. 12-20-2006 - In Cold Blood
  399. 12-20-2006 - ¿Hispano Suiza?
  400. 12-20-2006 - Crunchy frog
  401. 12-20-2006 - Hop on Pop
  402. 12-20-2006 - Jocks
  403. 12-20-2006 - I don't
  404. 12-19-2006 - Let Regan be Regan
  405. 12-19-2006 - Where de white women at?
  406. 12-19-2006 - IT'S CRAP!
  407. 12-18-2006 - Blood Diamonds
  408. 12-18-2006 - KFED the dogs
  409. 12-18-2006 - Thank heaven for little boys
  410. 12-18-2006 - The Lesser of Two Weasels
  411. 12-18-2006 - Ching chong
  412. 12-18-2006 - Ho ho ho
  413. 12-17-2006 - You are so fuc kin' fired.
  414. 12-17-2006 - The News, with I. P. Daily
  415. 12-17-2006 - I believe you Brits call it football
  416. 12-17-2006 - Never throw anything away
  417. 12-15-2006 - We Are Marshall
  418. 12-15-2006 - Critical condition
  419. 12-15-2006 - The Crocked Hunter
  420. 12-15-2006 - That's hot
  421. 12-14-2006 - A Star Is Bought
  422. 12-13-2006 - X-ray, read all about it
  423. 12-13-2006 - Getta You Tutsi-Frutsi Ice-a Cream
  424. 12-12-2006 - Ill wind
  425. 12-12-2006 - Beauty & Bestiality
  426. 12-12-2006 - "Cops" Outtakes
  427. 12-11-2006 - Hidden Penis Syndrome
  428. 12-11-2006 - Oughta call it "Fattening"
  429. 12-11-2006 - Food cop, bad cop
  430. 12-10-2006 - Conundrum
  431. 12-10-2006 - Joe Don Baker Opens A Movie Here
  432. 12-10-2006 - The Rise and Fall of Taj
  433. 12-10-2006 - For whom the bell tolls
  434. 12-10-2006 - For whom the bell tolls
  435. 12-10-2006 - Saint Nicholas
  436. 12-10-2006 - Barney's Holiday Extravaganza Part 2
  437. 12-10-2006 - Barney's Holiday Extravaganza Part 1
  438. 12-10-2006 - For whom the bell tolls
  439. 12-10-2006 - Black and white in color
  440. 12-09-2006 - The Dick And Dyke Show
  441. 12-08-2006 - Rubber and glue
  442. 12-08-2006 - And now for something completely different-- sport
  443. 12-08-2006 - That's hot
  444. 12-08-2006 - Price check on the blow
  445. 12-08-2006 - Swamp Fox
  446. 12-07-2006 - You said "Seminole"
  447. 12-07-2006 - Here's why you don't need to censor foreign beer labels
  448. 12-07-2006 - Animal Crackers in Duck Soup
  449. 12-06-2006 - The pain-- when will it end?
  450. 12-06-2006 - The Dumbing Down of America
  451. 12-06-2006 - Radius? WJZ!
  452. 12-06-2006 - Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Anglophone
  453. 12-06-2006 - Tats and ass
  454. 12-06-2006 - DNA Chain smoker
  455. 12-05-2006 - Game Over
  456. 12-05-2006 - Senator Browneye
  457. 12-05-2006 - Gander gets sauced
  458. 12-05-2006 - Truth in Advertising
  459. 12-05-2006 - Senior moment
  460. 12-05-2006 - Mine is mine
  461. 12-05-2006 - Gates at the Enemy's
  462. 12-05-2006 - Won ton disregard for human life
  463. 12-04-2006 - Peace and Queues
  464. 12-04-2006 - Blackhawk, Nothing Down
  465. 12-04-2006 - Raising a red flag
  466. 12-04-2006 - All I want for Xmas is your two front teeth
  467. 12-04-2006 - It's outselling Blumpking Ernie
  468. 12-04-2006 - Worse than anthrax
  469. 12-03-2006 - Happy Holidays
  470. 12-03-2006 - Louisville Sluggard
  471. 12-03-2006 - Owed to a Grecian Earner
  472. 12-02-2006 - Nip it!
  473. 12-02-2006 - You have the right to perform a minstrel show
  474. 12-02-2006 - I'm telling EVERYBODY!
  475. 12-02-2006 - You go Uruguay, I'll go mine
  476. 12-01-2006 - Hand check
  477. 12-01-2006 - One day I shot two bucks, or, This NEEDS closer examination
  478. 12-01-2006 - Blurred vision
  479. 12-01-2006 - Cry Wolfowitz
  480. 12-01-2006 - It's what's for dinner
  481. 12-01-2006 - Gay is the new black
  482. 12-01-2006 - Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Nicole Kidman
  483. 12-01-2006 - Everything you know is wrong!
  484. 12-01-2006 - You can't spell "Raise Bad Cholesterol" without RB
  485. 12-01-2006 - Gates at the Enemy's
  486. 12-01-2006 - Frist down
  487. 12-01-2006 - Que Sirhan, Sirhan
  488. 12-01-2006 - It's what's for dinner
  489. 12-01-2006 - You can't spell Hepcat without Hep C
  490. 12-01-2006 - Elton John is a gay
  491. 12-01-2006 - I have been to several Elton John concerts
  492. 12-01-2006 - Prego. It's not in there.
  493. 12-01-2006 - I say tomato, you say
  494. 12-01-2006 - You can't spell "West End" without "End"
  495. 12-01-2006 - Then he visited Kramer
  496. 12-01-2006 - For whom the bell tolls
  497. 12-01-2006 - Our Lady of Sugar Tits
  498. 12-01-2006 - Altho I did get off
  499. 12-01-2006 - Is that so wrong?
  500. 12-01-2006 - Complimentary beverage service
  501. 11-25-2006 - Soap Lake
  502. 11-25-2006 - Bedtime story
  503. 11-25-2006 - Ends are meetin' like a mother f uc k er
  504. 11-25-2006 - You can't spell ADHD withou
  505. 11-25-2006 - The Wawa Pedal Makes Everything Better
  506. 11-25-2006 - If you died here, you'd be home now
  507. 11-25-2006 - A Matter Of Gravity
  508. 11-25-2006 - A-hole in one
  509. 11-25-2006 - Murder in Mesopotamia
  510. 11-25-2006 - Why the Space Shuttle keeps blowing up
  511. 11-25-2006 - Those Wacky Muslims! II
  512. 11-25-2006 - Those Wacky Muslims!
  513. 11-25-2006 - A good start
  514. 11-25-2006 - We all scream
  515. 11-25-2006 - Making an ash of yourself
  516. 11-25-2006 - Hearts Afire
  517. 11-25-2006 - Much Ado About Nothing
  518. 11-25-2006 - A Rufus Over Your Head
  519. 11-23-2006 - Some of 'em are a little wacky
  520. 11-22-2006 - Stop me if you've heard this one
  521. 11-21-2006 - Be thankful you don't have to drink it
  522. 11-21-2006 - Black and white and red all over
  523. 11-20-2006 - A Day At The Races
  524. 11-20-2006 - Dirty Dozen
  525. 11-20-2006 - Omelet Pans of Denmark
  526. 11-20-2006 - Fat
  527. 11-20-2006 - Turning Javanese
  528. 11-20-2006 - In Blood So Cold, You Could Plotz
  529. 11-20-2006 - Just say no
  530. 11-20-2006 - First state for weenie waggers
  531. 11-20-2006 - Judgement at Nuremberg 2
  532. 11-20-2006 - Rather not
  533. 11-20-2006 - Neither comic nor relief-- discuss
  534. 11-20-2006 - Did you ever see...?
  535. 11-20-2006 - Tomorrow we start tearing down the college
  536. 11-20-2006 - Pahrump!
  537. 11-20-2006 - Get your kicks
  538. 11-20-2006 - Five Unreasonable Men
  539. 11-20-2006 - Game over
  540. 11-20-2006 - Where On Earth Is Radovan Karadzic?
  541. 11-20-2006 - He-Man Womin Hatur's Klub
  542. 11-20-2006 - You can't spell "f#*k 'em All" without FEMA
  543. 11-20-2006 - Another one bites the dust
  544. 11-20-2006 - Last Caboose to Clarksville
  545. 11-20-2006 - Me so horny
  546. 11-20-2006 - You can't spell "O /sh#t/ U 1" without OSU
  547. 07-14-2006 - You can't spell Mormon without Moron
  548. 07-14-2006 - Beyond Superdome
  549. 07-14-2006 - First, catch snake
  550. 07-01-2006 - Can you spot four differences between the first and second panels?
  551. 07-01-2006 - Goooooooooaaalllllll!!!!
  552. 06-29-2006 - Superman Returns
  553. 06-25-2006 - You can't make this stuff up
  554. 06-25-2006 - Q & A
  555. 06-25-2006 - American Excess™
  556. 06-25-2006 - Yes, we have no oil
  557. 06-25-2006 - Hot water
  558. 06-25-2006 - Knock the Fourth
  559. 06-25-2006 - How bout them Hurricanes?
  560. 06-25-2006 - I freed the WHAT?
  561. 06-25-2006 - Fat
  562. 06-02-2006 - And, less filling
  563. 05-31-2006 - Mission: Accomplished!!!
  564. 05-31-2006 - Memorial Day
  565. 05-31-2006 - The Truman Show
  566. 05-31-2006 - Keep on Rockin' in the Free Market
  567. 05-17-2006 - Gummo Bush
  568. 05-17-2006 - True-life African-American Names 2
  569. 05-17-2006 - True-life African-American Names
  570. 05-17-2006 - Sirius Comic
  571. 05-17-2006 - Q & A
  572. 05-15-2006 - The Great White Dope
  573. 05-15-2006 - Run out and find me a four year-old child
  574. 05-05-2006 - Save Our Wild Life
  575. 05-05-2006 - Soda, soda, soda....
  576. 04-27-2006 - Suddenly Sudan
  577. 04-20-2006 - House of Wax
  578. 04-18-2006 - Death & Texas 2
  579. 04-18-2006 - 86 Proof
  580. 04-11-2006 - The Politics of Dancing
  581. 04-11-2006 - Fabulosimony
  582. 03-31-2006 - Death and Texas
  583. 03-31-2006 - Caspar's a ghost
  584. 03-31-2006 - And baby makes two
  585. 03-31-2006 - The Man To Beat
  586. 03-31-2006 - Party like it's 1945
  587. 03-31-2006 - Fat free range
  588. 03-30-2006 - Schindler's List
  589. 03-30-2006 - Mortality Bites
  590. 03-26-2006 - Benny and the Jihad
  591. 03-24-2006 - Suffer the little children
  592. 03-24-2006 - Heads I win
  593. 03-22-2006 - Sitting in his own Pew
  594. 03-17-2006 - American Inventor
  595. 03-17-2006 - Friendly fire?
  596. 03-14-2006 - Green Day
  597. 03-12-2006 - Guinness is good for you if you are an imperialistic genocidal British swine 3
  598. 03-12-2006 - Guinness is good for you if you are an imperialistic genocidal British swine 2
  599. 03-12-2006 - Guinness is good for you if you are an imperialistic genoicidal British swine
  600. 03-09-2006 - Bye bye Dubai
  601. 03-06-2006 - Silent Spring
  602. 03-05-2006 - With Sweetness: The Condoleezza Rice Story
  603. 03-04-2006 - Stay the course
  604. 03-04-2006 - Oscar loves Terror
  605. 03-04-2006 - Coq au Vin
  606. 03-02-2006 - Best defense
  607. 03-02-2006 - The Rice Diet
  608. 02-28-2006 - Where's the seal?
  609. 02-27-2006 - Love On A Diet
  610. 02-26-2006 - Put the fun back in funeral
  611. 02-21-2006 - I give my key to no man
  612. 02-21-2006 - Letting the criminals run the prison
  613. 02-20-2006 - Throw another Jew on the barbie
  614. 02-20-2006 - Not just a good idea
  615. 02-16-2006 - Riding Shotgun
  616. 02-12-2006 - Gas Attack
  617. 02-10-2006 - Unfit
  618. 02-09-2006 - Everything looks worse in black and white
  619. 02-09-2006 - The Musical Fruit
  620. 02-09-2006 - Land shark
  621. 02-08-2006 - Willie Nelson's Tax Tips
  622. 02-08-2006 - Just when you thought it was safe
  623. 02-08-2006 - Death & Property Taxes
  624. 02-08-2006 - Headline of the day
  625. 02-08-2006 - What is this Super Bowl?
  626. 02-07-2006 - Got fat?
  627. 02-07-2006 - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
  628. 02-07-2006 - Designer genes
  629. 02-06-2006 - I haven't the Vegas idea
  630. 02-05-2006 - Plus, Hitler was a decorated war hero
  631. 02-04-2006 - Thank you for smoking
  632. 01-31-2006 - The family jewels
  633. 01-31-2006 - Duh
  634. 01-31-2006 - Lethal Weapon
  635. 01-31-2006 - A Million Little Dollars
  636. 01-31-2006 - White Lies
  637. 01-30-2006 - Tomorrow we die
  638. 01-29-2006 - The Importance of Beating Seahawks
  639. 01-29-2006 - Flores para las gordas
  640. 01-28-2006 - Dirty Laundry
  641. 01-27-2006 - Sex and the fatty
  642. 01-27-2006 - Freedom isn't free
  643. 01-27-2006 - Cheaper By The Dozen 2
  644. 01-27-2006 - The Cocoanuts
  645. 01-26-2006 - Ford is going under
  646. 01-26-2006 - Starve a wife, feed a lover
  647. 01-24-2006 - Budweiser Selective Prosection
  648. 01-24-2006 - If Staples merged with DIY
  649. 01-23-2006 - Staples. Fat was easy.
  650. 01-23-2006 - Staples. Yeah, we got fat.
  651. 01-20-2006 - A Million Little Lies
  652. 01-19-2006 - You can't have your cake and a brutal dictatorship, too
  653. 01-16-2006 - Not free at last
  654. 01-16-2006 - King for a day
  655. 01-16-2006 - Too rich
  656. 01-16-2006 - Alito crooked
  657. 01-16-2006 - Memoirs of a Geisha
  658. 01-16-2006 - Q & A
  659. 01-16-2006 - Catch a liger
  660. 01-16-2006 - Every day is MLK Day
  661. 01-11-2006 - The lighter side
  662. 01-11-2006 - Lend me your coma
  663. 01-01-2006 - X marks the spot
  664. 01-01-2006 - The Man Who Knew Too Much
  665. 01-01-2006 - Jonesing
  666. 01-01-2006 - A thousand clones
  667. 01-01-2006 - Woo! Suk Hwang!
  668. 01-01-2006 - Dere go de judge
  669. 01-01-2006 - Taking a leak too far
  670. 01-01-2006 - Total Immersion
  671. 01-01-2006 - Intelligent-- NOT
  672. 01-01-2006 - Get one
  673. 01-01-2006 - A pound down no matter how you look at it
  674. 12-23-2005 - Because of Win95
  675. 12-22-2005 - Stoned
  676. 12-22-2005 - Twins 2
  677. 12-22-2005 - Twins
  678. 12-22-2005 - Pyramid Club
  679. 12-22-2005 - Brokedick Mountain
  680. 12-11-2005 - Darwin's Waiting Room
  681. 12-10-2005 - See You In Toledo
  682. 12-10-2005 - War On Drugs
  683. 12-09-2005 - Love on a Diet
  684. 12-09-2005 - Safety Last
  685. 12-09-2005 - The Producer
  686. 12-09-2005 - Tulane Blacktop
  687. 12-02-2005 - Gestapope
  688. 11-30-2005 - Dick's
  689. 11-30-2005 - Near Miss
  690. 11-30-2005 - Backwards Chronology Comics
  691. 11-30-2005 - The High Cost of Low Prices
  692. 11-30-2005 - Black Rice
  693. 11-30-2005 - "H-W Streets", with Johnny Murtha
  694. 11-30-2005 - Ivan the Terrible Liar
  695. 11-28-2005 - Where In The World Is Whitey Bulger?
  696. 11-19-2005 - Why buy the cow?
  697. 11-19-2005 - Actress/Prostitute
  698. 11-18-2005 - Interregnum
  699. 11-18-2005 - Libby Libby Libby on the Label Label Label
  700. 11-18-2005 - Vanishing Americans
  701. 11-18-2005 - The Date That Ate Chicago
  702. 11-13-2005 - Your MDR of Irony
  703. 11-11-2005 - Happy Veterans Day
  704. 11-11-2005 - A Night at the Oprah
  705. 11-09-2005 - The other white "Apprentice"
  706. 11-07-2005 - Cliche #4
  707. 11-07-2005 - Cliche #3
  708. 11-07-2005 - Cliche #2
  709. 11-07-2005 - Cliche #1
  710. 11-06-2005 - The Pope of Las Vegas
  711. 11-05-2005 - Have you Libby in the can?
  712. 11-04-2005 - Targeting us 2
  713. 11-04-2005 - Targeting us
  714. 11-04-2005 - Fry
  715. 11-03-2005 - The Sam Adams Chronicles
  716. 11-02-2005 - Offensive Line Coach
  717. 11-01-2005 - Treason's just another word
  718. 10-30-2005 - Mr. Equus
  719. 10-29-2005 - Reparations
  720. 10-29-2005 - That 70's Show
  721. 10-29-2005 - Expectin' credit fo' /sh#t/ they is supposed to do
  722. 10-29-2005 - Buyer Remorse
  723. 10-29-2005 - "Below the Beltway", with Mart and Ferdie
  724. 10-28-2005 - Who dat is?
  725. 10-28-2005 - The heartbreak of vanishing twin syndrome
  726. 10-28-2005 - Oops
  727. 10-28-2005 - Slim Jones
  728. 10-27-2005 - You love a horse?
  729. 10-27-2005 - Harpo Marx
  730. 10-27-2005 - Friends don't let friends look at wedding pictures
  731. 10-27-2005 - A slip of the tongue
  732. 10-27-2005 - Join the army and see the navy
  733. 10-27-2005 - No Exit
  734. 10-27-2005 - Young at heart
  735. 10-27-2005 - Babyfat
  736. 10-27-2005 - The Principal Is Your Pal
  737. 10-27-2005 - Identical cousins
  738. 09-18-2005 - Katrina Bloopers

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