grouchobeer
Member Since: 09-18-2005
Profile:
My name is What-do-you-care
My home is anywhere
People say I'm awful dumb
And so I thought to you I'd come.
Comics by grouchobeer
- 01-24-2009 - You can't spell "YouTube" without "You"
- 01-24-2009 - The Dead Pool
- 01-24-2009 - Minority Report
- 01-24-2009 - Jokes YOU can use!
- 01-24-2009 - Hotel for Pussies
- 01-24-2009 - Inaugural funnies
- 01-24-2009 - Fat lady sings
- 01-20-2009 - No matter who you vote for, the government always gets in
- 01-20-2009 - Obama: The First One Hundred Seconds
- 12-23-2008 - Shoe bombs
- 12-22-2008 - Deep Throat Sucks
- 12-22-2008 - Hirohito Blues
- 12-22-2008 - America's Least Wanted
- 12-22-2008 - Shoe bomb
- 12-17-2008 - This is an Ex-President!
- 12-15-2008 - Gals-- he's dating again!
- 12-15-2008 - A Ford, not a Lincoln
- 12-14-2008 - NewsRadio
- 12-14-2008 - Next time we row across-a da Pacific, we take-a da plane
- 12-14-2008 - Mohammed Atta's Flying Circus
- 12-05-2008 - Cole in your stocking
- 12-05-2008 - Dubya, Texas Ranger
- 12-02-2008 - You can't spell "It actually started in November" without "NBER"
- 12-02-2008 - You can't spell "PSU" without "PU"
- 11-29-2008 - The other chocolate Jesus
- 11-24-2008 - Supersized
- 11-24-2008 - The danger of homophones
- 11-24-2008 - Stuff it
- 11-24-2008 - Sons of Bitc hes
- 11-24-2008 - Guns and roses
- 11-22-2008 - PIGS ON A PLANE!
- 11-22-2008 - Yes, We Kansans
- 11-20-2008 - Heartless
- 11-17-2008 - Chicks with Dicks
- 11-16-2008 - Too much, too late
- 11-16-2008 - The Changeling
- 11-16-2008 - California is like a bowl of granola
- 11-16-2008 - Bob Gates vs. Bill Gates
- 11-09-2008 - Semi-true Tales of the Third Screen Film Festival
- 11-09-2008 - The Dark Knight
- 11-07-2008 - Wouldn't it be great if this really happened?
- 11-07-2008 - Black & White in Color
- 11-04-2008 - Every dog has his day in court
- 11-04-2008 - A thousand pounds
- 11-03-2008 - The second choice was The Dixie Chick's "Landslide"
- 11-03-2008 - Arizona
- 11-03-2008 - Uh oh
- 11-03-2008 - Serendipity
- 10-23-2008 - A candidate we can all support
- 10-23-2008 - Earlybird Special
- 10-23-2008 - Texas Toast
- 10-18-2008 - Pussy news
- 10-12-2008 - You can't spell "Bin-laden" without "Biden"
- 10-12-2008 - Crash
- 10-11-2008 - Jaws 2
- 10-01-2008 - The horror! The horror!
- 10-01-2008 - Maize-- you call it corn
- 09-22-2008 - No sanity clause in Texas
- 09-22-2008 - This really happened
- 09-14-2008 - Now we know where Trig gets his brains
- 09-14-2008 - Dumb b#tch
- 09-11-2008 - This really happened
- 09-11-2008 - Hot dog
- 09-11-2008 - You can't spell "Porkbarrel" without "Pork"
- 09-11-2008 - True Life African-American Names
- 09-11-2008 - Final Jeopardy
- 09-09-2008 - You don't fake DNA-- you issue a press release
- 09-07-2008 - Bite me
- 09-06-2008 - Cocoon
- 09-05-2008 - A Night on eBay
- 09-05-2008 - Knocked Up
- 09-05-2008 - Selling ice to Eskimos
- 09-02-2008 - Previously, on "The She-Elephant"...
- 09-01-2008 - You can't spell "Fundamentalist sh#tbag" without "Funbag"
- 09-01-2008 - You can't spell "Downs Syndrome" without Dubya
- 08-31-2008 - Half-baked Alaska
- 08-26-2008 - Jew Kills Christ
- 08-21-2008 - Stephanie Tubbs Jones goes to Hell, shares room with Richard Eberling
- 08-19-2008 - You can't spell "Red China" without "Red
- 08-19-2008 - grouchobeer's First Annual "Worst-Dressed Celebrities in a Coma" List
- 08-19-2008 - Q & A
- 08-19-2008 - Feel the burn
- 08-06-2008 - And then they ate the book
- 08-03-2008 - There's my argument, bring back literacy testing at the polls
- 07-23-2008 - Radovan Karadzic's Old Home Week
- 07-15-2008 - That's future shock, Lee
- 07-14-2008 - True Tales of the San Francisco Silent Film Festival
- 07-14-2008 - You can't spell "theology" without "logy"
- 07-11-2008 - Tigger
- 07-09-2008 - Barack Obama is not as dumb as he looks
- 07-09-2008 - Barack Obama, stinkin' to high, high heaven
- 07-09-2008 - You can't spell 'idiot" without "O.T."
- 07-09-2008 - King Phillip Cut One, For God's Sake
- 07-09-2008 - George Washington Slept Here
- 07-09-2008 - Make Your Own John McCain Joke Comix
- 07-09-2008 - Jesse Helms smokes dick in hell
- 07-09-2008 - Peeling paint
- 07-09-2008 - Vertigo
- 07-08-2008 - Reds
- 07-02-2008 - The Candidates Debate!
- 07-02-2008 - Advise & Consent
- 06-30-2008 - Accelerate Your Life
- 06-29-2008 - Fantasy News League
- 06-28-2008 - Chimps are people, too
- 06-27-2008 - You know you're really bad when you're banned from a terrorist's birthday party
- 06-19-2008 - Of course they're stupid. They're Cubs fans, for God's sake.
- 06-19-2008 - You can't spell "Fat Tub of Goop" without "GOP"
- 06-19-2008 - You can't spell "Two Big sh#theads" without "TBS"
- 06-19-2008 - Black & Blue Devils
- 06-19-2008 - Everybody Was Kung Pao Fighting
- 06-19-2008 - Barack Obama's Babymama
- 06-14-2008 - Monkey Business
- 06-13-2008 - Those who cannot remember the past someting something something
- 06-13-2008 - The Adventures of Wingman!
- 06-08-2008 - A Day At The Races
- 05-15-2008 - You can't spell "pretty old weezer" without "POW"
- 05-12-2008 - You can't spell "unwanted anal fissure probe" without UFO
- 05-12-2008 - Draft Dodger
- 04-17-2008 - No jury would ever convict me
- 04-15-2008 - Tomato, tomahto
- 04-15-2008 - And the winner is...
- 04-14-2008 - True Tales Of Grouchobeer
- 04-14-2008 - Potpourri
- 04-09-2008 - Who's afraid of the big black?
- 04-07-2008 - And they're ugly
- 04-04-2008 - Domino effect
- 04-03-2008 - Joke Du Jour
- 04-03-2008 - The Google
- 04-03-2008 - Daughter of Transsexual 2
- 04-03-2008 - Daughter of Transsexual
- 03-30-2008 - Wombatman
- 03-25-2008 - Could there be a lamer presidential candidate than Pat Buchanan-- PAT BUCHANAN!
- 03-22-2008 - It would have been OK had Terri Schiavo died in Iraq
- 03-18-2008 - A Really Big Shoe
- 03-18-2008 - Gatoraid
- 03-18-2008 - No deposit, no return
- 03-18-2008 - Slut Atlantic
- 03-12-2008 - Squeal lahk a pig
- 03-08-2008 - No Country For Old Men
- 03-07-2008 - The Thousand-Pound Reich
- 03-07-2008 - Because some black guy would kill the president. I'd do it. What would they do? Put me in jail with a bunch of black guys?
- 03-05-2008 - Because that's how long it is, about six feet
- 03-05-2008 - Ohio Idol
- 03-05-2008 - Yeah, but Hitler wasn't from the Twin Cities
- 03-01-2008 - You can't spell "Pretty Stupid #ssh#les" without PSA
- 03-01-2008 - Darth Nader
- 03-01-2008 - Bad chemistry
- 02-29-2008 - I crossed a goat with a spider and I got a nanny that mates and kills
- 02-29-2008 - The musical fruit
- 02-28-2008 - Adolf Hitler was against gas because he was gassed-- that doesn't make him a nice guy
- 02-28-2008 - Marx joins the immortals
- 02-28-2008 - Like Reagan only older
- 02-28-2008 - Milk, milk
- 02-28-2008 - Life in America just keeps getting better and better
- 02-24-2008 - Weight
- 02-01-2008 - Super Sunday And Super Tuesday
- 01-31-2008 - Why do you think they call it Flash?
- 01-31-2008 - Broken Wings
- 01-31-2008 - Airborne
- 01-31-2008 - Mixed Doubles
- 01-25-2008 - Books is like kryptonite 2
- 01-25-2008 - Books is like kryptonite
- 01-25-2008 - The Mike Gravel Juggernaut rolls on
- 01-25-2008 - 6,000,000 hits
- 01-24-2008 - 28 Down
- 01-23-2008 - Now Playing on The Great White Way
- 01-22-2008 - Mau Mau Fighter Pilots
- 01-22-2008 - Dead heats and deadbeats
- 01-22-2008 - The MAINE event
- 01-22-2008 - Is that rat heart? Disgusting.
- 01-22-2008 - There Will Be Blood
- 01-22-2008 - MLK, MLK, Lemonade
- 01-22-2008 - I Know Who Killed Me
- 01-22-2008 - All-Natural Bush, Vol. 1
- 10-13-2007 - Skull & Bones
- 08-25-2007 - Boob Tube
- 08-25-2007 - I'm Henry the Eighth
- 08-19-2007 - King of the World
- 08-19-2007 - You gotta have faith
- 07-24-2007 - Hex Nuts
- 07-01-2007 - Call marketing
- 07-01-2007 - Black & White & Red All Over
- 07-01-2007 - One shot
- 07-01-2007 - Chile today, hot tamale
- 07-01-2007 - Our national nightmare never ends
- 07-01-2007 - Correct me if I'm wrong, but if I kill all the golfers, won't they lock me up and throw away the key?
- 07-01-2007 - If it gets any hotter, I'll NEED a really big fan
- 06-11-2007 - Lawsuits are frivolous, unless filed by Republicans
- 06-11-2007 - Koch and Teabags
- 06-09-2007 - My 2008 Presidential Endorsement
- 04-09-2007 - Let the chimps fall where they may
- 03-16-2007 - I no like mint
- 03-16-2007 - Miss Direction of 2008
- 03-16-2007 - Coals to Newcastle
- 03-16-2007 - And that's the way it should have been
- 03-16-2007 - That's hot
- 03-16-2007 - Mercury Rising
- 03-16-2007 - Eliminate the Middleman
- 03-16-2007 - The Two Thousand Year Old Man
- 03-15-2007 - Borderline
- 03-15-2007 - b#tch tits
- 03-15-2007 - All the eggs in one basket
- 03-15-2007 - Ferrous Metal's Day Off
- 03-08-2007 - Rat bastard
- 03-08-2007 - I think not
- 03-08-2007 - A gift from the comedy gods
- 03-08-2007 - Peace & Quiet
- 03-08-2007 - I no like mint
- 03-08-2007 - Coulterworld 2
- 03-08-2007 - Coulterworld
- 02-22-2007 - Dogfood for Thought
- 02-22-2007 - Middle Earth
- 02-22-2007 - The Importance of Being O.J.
- 02-22-2007 - A Spoonful of Sugar
- 02-22-2007 - Some of these are just for me
- 02-22-2007 - We're fighting for their democracy, which is more than they ever did
- 02-09-2007 - Lesbi friends go homo
- 02-09-2007 - Cyberia
- 02-09-2007 - You can't spell "country" without it
- 02-09-2007 - George Won '04, Arguably
- 02-09-2007 - Breach
- 02-09-2007 - Aqua Teen Force from Hunger
- 02-09-2007 - You can't spell Freaking A-Hat without ATHF
- 02-04-2007 - The Jackass is the finest flower of Tex-ass
- 02-03-2007 - Tasercam
- 02-03-2007 - Do you like movies about gladiatorum?
- 02-03-2007 - Sock monkey
- 02-03-2007 - Wolfowitz' socks
- 02-02-2007 - The Search For Intelligent Life In The Universe
- 02-02-2007 - African-American Nativity
- 02-02-2007 - The Dubya Word
- 02-01-2007 - Does that mean there shall be no more ale, either?
- 02-01-2007 - Katrina and the Waves
- 02-01-2007 - Ozzy and Hearing-aid
- 02-01-2007 - One particular horse called Nugget
- 01-31-2007 - What is this "Super Bowl"?
- 01-31-2007 - You love a HORSE?
- 01-31-2007 - Departed, but not forgotten
- 01-31-2007 - Get Courtney Love!
- 01-31-2007 - American Idle
- 01-31-2007 - Another reason I don't give money to my alma mater
- 01-31-2007 - Moe Is Their Leader
- 01-31-2007 - Lick it up
- 01-31-2007 - You love a HORSE?
- 01-31-2007 - You love a HORSE?
- 01-31-2007 - You can't spell "Psychotherapist" without "the rapist"
- 01-31-2007 - American Idyll
- 01-29-2007 - Hot Toddy
- 01-28-2007 - The Enemy at Home
- 01-28-2007 - Space 1999
- 01-27-2007 - Baby needs a new parachute
- 01-27-2007 - Eating pussy
- 01-27-2007 - Stoned
- 01-27-2007 - Is there nothing they can't do?
- 01-26-2007 - High school science fair on crank
- 01-26-2007 - Scrum
- 01-24-2007 - Budget tour guide
- 01-24-2007 - Some dunce
- 01-19-2007 - Simonized
- 01-18-2007 - Eye on the Sparrow
- 01-18-2007 - Labor free
- 01-17-2007 - Livestock Exchange
- 01-17-2007 - Your fifteen minutes are up
- 01-13-2007 - Pop Quiz
- 01-13-2007 - Becks Lite
- 01-13-2007 - Fat Pussy
- 01-13-2007 - Spoiling the barrel
- 01-13-2007 - Practice What You Preach
- 01-10-2007 - Quran Quran
- 01-10-2007 - Loose change sinks ships
- 01-10-2007 - Degrees of bacon
- 01-10-2007 - If the shoes of the fisherman fit
- 01-10-2007 - Q & A
- 01-10-2007 - Giving Murray Head
- 01-08-2007 - A Night in Trenton
- 01-08-2007 - Law & Order: Disneyworld
- 01-08-2007 - Red vs. Blue
- 01-07-2007 - Three good reasons
- 01-07-2007 - Urinalottatrouble
- 01-07-2007 - Looking for Loopholes
- 01-07-2007 - You'll love our steakhouse
- 01-06-2007 - Didn't he steal Xmas?
- 01-06-2007 - Just like mother used to make
- 01-06-2007 - Just in time for Xmas, if you're Abyssinian Orthodox
- 01-05-2007 - Thank you for not breeding
- 01-05-2007 - We bear you out!
- 01-05-2007 - No child left left behind
- 01-04-2007 - Cows with guns
- 01-04-2007 - Cutting Out Fats
- 01-04-2007 - Leave the gun, take the cannolis
- 01-04-2007 - House
- 01-04-2007 - Baa
- 01-04-2007 - So it was MOIDER!
- 01-03-2007 - Clara Peller Tribute
- 01-03-2007 - Hey you
- 01-02-2007 - Nancy Boys
- 01-02-2007 - Crossing Jordan
- 01-02-2007 - White man's burden
- 01-02-2007 - What other kind is there?
- 12-31-2006 - 2006 Revue
- 12-31-2006 - A Dream Come True
- 12-31-2006 - Hi ho the merrio, I hope you fry in hell
- 12-31-2006 - Wham Mo
- 12-30-2006 - Archaeology
- 12-28-2006 - Thirty-year coma victim awakens!
- 12-28-2006 - WIN in Iraq
- 12-26-2006 - Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
- 12-26-2006 - You'll shoot your eyes out
- 12-25-2006 - http://www.zombo.com
- 12-23-2006 - Wolf in sheep's clothing
- 12-23-2006 - Durham Bull
- 12-23-2006 - Deliverance
- 12-23-2006 - Math is hard, I'm easy
- 12-23-2006 - A Very Monica Hannukah
- 12-23-2006 - The History Boys
- 12-23-2006 - English Pubic School
- 12-23-2006 - Blue Xmas
- 12-22-2006 - Art for Chrissake
- 12-22-2006 - Ich Bin Ein Wiener
- 12-21-2006 - Some assembly required comix
- 12-21-2006 - Reverse chronology comix
- 12-21-2006 - The Black Hole of Calcutta
- 12-21-2006 - Q & A
- 12-21-2006 - The Indian Runner
- 12-21-2006 - Eight Simple Rules For Dating bin-Laden
- 12-21-2006 - Barack Barack fo farack Obama fama fo fama
- 12-20-2006 - In Cold Blood
- 12-20-2006 - ¿Hispano Suiza?
- 12-20-2006 - Crunchy frog
- 12-20-2006 - Hop on Pop
- 12-20-2006 - Jocks
- 12-20-2006 - I don't
- 12-19-2006 - Let Regan be Regan
- 12-19-2006 - Where de white women at?
- 12-19-2006 - IT'S CRAP!
- 12-18-2006 - Blood Diamonds
- 12-18-2006 - KFED the dogs
- 12-18-2006 - Thank heaven for little boys
- 12-18-2006 - The Lesser of Two Weasels
- 12-18-2006 - Ching chong
- 12-18-2006 - Ho ho ho
- 12-17-2006 - You are so fuc kin' fired.
- 12-17-2006 - The News, with I. P. Daily
- 12-17-2006 - I believe you Brits call it football
- 12-17-2006 - Never throw anything away
- 12-15-2006 - We Are Marshall
- 12-15-2006 - Critical condition
- 12-15-2006 - The Crocked Hunter
- 12-15-2006 - That's hot
- 12-14-2006 - A Star Is Bought
- 12-13-2006 - X-ray, read all about it
- 12-13-2006 - Getta You Tutsi-Frutsi Ice-a Cream
- 12-12-2006 - Ill wind
- 12-12-2006 - Beauty & Bestiality
- 12-12-2006 - "Cops" Outtakes
- 12-11-2006 - Hidden Penis Syndrome
- 12-11-2006 - Oughta call it "Fattening"
- 12-11-2006 - Food cop, bad cop
- 12-10-2006 - Conundrum
- 12-10-2006 - Joe Don Baker Opens A Movie Here
- 12-10-2006 - The Rise and Fall of Taj
- 12-10-2006 - For whom the bell tolls
- 12-10-2006 - For whom the bell tolls
- 12-10-2006 - Saint Nicholas
- 12-10-2006 - Barney's Holiday Extravaganza Part 2
- 12-10-2006 - Barney's Holiday Extravaganza Part 1
- 12-10-2006 - For whom the bell tolls
- 12-10-2006 - Black and white in color
- 12-09-2006 - The Dick And Dyke Show
- 12-08-2006 - Rubber and glue
- 12-08-2006 - And now for something completely different-- sport
- 12-08-2006 - That's hot
- 12-08-2006 - Price check on the blow
- 12-08-2006 - Swamp Fox
- 12-07-2006 - You said "Seminole"
- 12-07-2006 - Here's why you don't need to censor foreign beer labels
- 12-07-2006 - Animal Crackers in Duck Soup
- 12-06-2006 - The pain-- when will it end?
- 12-06-2006 - The Dumbing Down of America
- 12-06-2006 - Radius? WJZ!
- 12-06-2006 - Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Anglophone
- 12-06-2006 - Tats and ass
- 12-06-2006 - DNA Chain smoker
- 12-05-2006 - Game Over
- 12-05-2006 - Senator Browneye
- 12-05-2006 - Gander gets sauced
- 12-05-2006 - Truth in Advertising
- 12-05-2006 - Senior moment
- 12-05-2006 - Mine is mine
- 12-05-2006 - Gates at the Enemy's
- 12-05-2006 - Won ton disregard for human life
- 12-04-2006 - Peace and Queues
- 12-04-2006 - Blackhawk, Nothing Down
- 12-04-2006 - Raising a red flag
- 12-04-2006 - All I want for Xmas is your two front teeth
- 12-04-2006 - It's outselling Blumpking Ernie
- 12-04-2006 - Worse than anthrax
- 12-03-2006 - Happy Holidays
- 12-03-2006 - Louisville Sluggard
- 12-03-2006 - Owed to a Grecian Earner
- 12-02-2006 - Nip it!
- 12-02-2006 - You have the right to perform a minstrel show
- 12-02-2006 - I'm telling EVERYBODY!
- 12-02-2006 - You go Uruguay, I'll go mine
- 12-01-2006 - Hand check
- 12-01-2006 - One day I shot two bucks, or, This NEEDS closer examination
- 12-01-2006 - Blurred vision
- 12-01-2006 - Cry Wolfowitz
- 12-01-2006 - It's what's for dinner
- 12-01-2006 - Gay is the new black
- 12-01-2006 - Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Nicole Kidman
- 12-01-2006 - Everything you know is wrong!
- 12-01-2006 - You can't spell "Raise Bad Cholesterol" without RB
- 12-01-2006 - Gates at the Enemy's
- 12-01-2006 - Frist down
- 12-01-2006 - Que Sirhan, Sirhan
- 12-01-2006 - It's what's for dinner
- 12-01-2006 - You can't spell Hepcat without Hep C
- 12-01-2006 - Elton John is a gay
- 12-01-2006 - I have been to several Elton John concerts
- 12-01-2006 - Prego. It's not in there.
- 12-01-2006 - I say tomato, you say
- 12-01-2006 - You can't spell "West End" without "End"
- 12-01-2006 - Then he visited Kramer
- 12-01-2006 - For whom the bell tolls
- 12-01-2006 - Our Lady of Sugar Tits
- 12-01-2006 - Altho I did get off
- 12-01-2006 - Is that so wrong?
- 12-01-2006 - Complimentary beverage service
- 11-25-2006 - Soap Lake
- 11-25-2006 - Bedtime story
- 11-25-2006 - Ends are meetin' like a mother f uc k er
- 11-25-2006 - You can't spell ADHD withou
- 11-25-2006 - The Wawa Pedal Makes Everything Better
- 11-25-2006 - If you died here, you'd be home now
- 11-25-2006 - A Matter Of Gravity
- 11-25-2006 - A-hole in one
- 11-25-2006 - Murder in Mesopotamia
- 11-25-2006 - Why the Space Shuttle keeps blowing up
- 11-25-2006 - Those Wacky Muslims! II
- 11-25-2006 - Those Wacky Muslims!
- 11-25-2006 - A good start
- 11-25-2006 - We all scream
- 11-25-2006 - Making an ash of yourself
- 11-25-2006 - Hearts Afire
- 11-25-2006 - Much Ado About Nothing
- 11-25-2006 - A Rufus Over Your Head
- 11-23-2006 - Some of 'em are a little wacky
- 11-22-2006 - Stop me if you've heard this one
- 11-21-2006 - Be thankful you don't have to drink it
- 11-21-2006 - Black and white and red all over
- 11-20-2006 - A Day At The Races
- 11-20-2006 - Dirty Dozen
- 11-20-2006 - Omelet Pans of Denmark
- 11-20-2006 - Fat
- 11-20-2006 - Turning Javanese
- 11-20-2006 - In Blood So Cold, You Could Plotz
- 11-20-2006 - Just say no
- 11-20-2006 - First state for weenie waggers
- 11-20-2006 - Judgement at Nuremberg 2
- 11-20-2006 - Rather not
- 11-20-2006 - Neither comic nor relief-- discuss
- 11-20-2006 - Did you ever see...?
- 11-20-2006 - Tomorrow we start tearing down the college
- 11-20-2006 - Pahrump!
- 11-20-2006 - Get your kicks
- 11-20-2006 - Five Unreasonable Men
- 11-20-2006 - Game over
- 11-20-2006 - Where On Earth Is Radovan Karadzic?
- 11-20-2006 - He-Man Womin Hatur's Klub
- 11-20-2006 - You can't spell "f#*k 'em All" without FEMA
- 11-20-2006 - Another one bites the dust
- 11-20-2006 - Last Caboose to Clarksville
- 11-20-2006 - Me so horny
- 11-20-2006 - You can't spell "O sh#t U 1" without OSU
- 07-14-2006 - You can't spell Mormon without Moron
- 07-14-2006 - Beyond Superdome
- 07-14-2006 - First, catch snake
- 07-01-2006 - Can you spot four differences between the first and second panels?
- 07-01-2006 - Goooooooooaaalllllll!!!!
- 06-29-2006 - Superman Returns
- 06-25-2006 - You can't make this stuff up
- 06-25-2006 - Q & A
- 06-25-2006 - American Excess™
- 06-25-2006 - Yes, we have no oil
- 06-25-2006 - Hot water
- 06-25-2006 - Knock the Fourth
- 06-25-2006 - How bout them Hurricanes?
- 06-25-2006 - I freed the WHAT?
- 06-25-2006 - Fat
- 06-02-2006 - And, less filling
- 05-31-2006 - Mission: Accomplished!!!
- 05-31-2006 - Memorial Day
- 05-31-2006 - The Truman Show
- 05-31-2006 - Keep on Rockin' in the Free Market
- 05-17-2006 - Gummo Bush
- 05-17-2006 - True-life African-American Names 2
- 05-17-2006 - True-life African-American Names
- 05-17-2006 - Sirius Comic
- 05-17-2006 - Q & A
- 05-15-2006 - The Great White Dope
- 05-15-2006 - Run out and find me a four year-old child
- 05-05-2006 - Save Our Wild Life
- 05-05-2006 - Soda, soda, soda....
- 04-27-2006 - Suddenly Sudan
- 04-20-2006 - House of Wax
- 04-18-2006 - Death & Texas 2
- 04-18-2006 - 86 Proof
- 04-11-2006 - The Politics of Dancing
- 04-11-2006 - Fabulosimony
- 03-31-2006 - Death and Texas
- 03-31-2006 - Caspar's a ghost
- 03-31-2006 - And baby makes two
- 03-31-2006 - The Man To Beat
- 03-31-2006 - Party like it's 1945
- 03-31-2006 - Fat free range
- 03-30-2006 - Schindler's List
- 03-30-2006 - Mortality Bites
- 03-26-2006 - Benny and the Jihad
- 03-24-2006 - Suffer the little children
- 03-24-2006 - Heads I win
- 03-22-2006 - Sitting in his own Pew
- 03-17-2006 - American Inventor
- 03-17-2006 - Friendly fire?
- 03-14-2006 - Green Day
- 03-12-2006 - Guinness is good for you if you are an imperialistic genocidal British swine 3
- 03-12-2006 - Guinness is good for you if you are an imperialistic genocidal British swine 2
- 03-12-2006 - Guinness is good for you if you are an imperialistic genoicidal British swine
- 03-09-2006 - Bye bye Dubai
- 03-06-2006 - Silent Spring
- 03-05-2006 - With Sweetness: The Condoleezza Rice Story
- 03-04-2006 - Stay the course
- 03-04-2006 - Oscar loves Terror
- 03-04-2006 - Coq au Vin
- 03-02-2006 - Best defense
- 03-02-2006 - The Rice Diet
- 02-28-2006 - Where's the seal?
- 02-27-2006 - Love On A Diet
- 02-26-2006 - Put the fun back in funeral
- 02-21-2006 - I give my key to no man
- 02-21-2006 - Letting the criminals run the prison
- 02-20-2006 - Throw another Jew on the barbie
- 02-20-2006 - Not just a good idea
- 02-16-2006 - Riding Shotgun
- 02-12-2006 - Gas Attack
- 02-10-2006 - Unfit
- 02-09-2006 - Everything looks worse in black and white
- 02-09-2006 - The Musical Fruit
- 02-09-2006 - Land shark
- 02-08-2006 - Willie Nelson's Tax Tips
- 02-08-2006 - Just when you thought it was safe
- 02-08-2006 - Death & Property Taxes
- 02-08-2006 - Headline of the day
- 02-08-2006 - What is this Super Bowl?
- 02-07-2006 - Got fat?
- 02-07-2006 - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
- 02-07-2006 - Designer genes
- 02-06-2006 - I haven't the Vegas idea
- 02-05-2006 - Plus, Hitler was a decorated war hero
- 02-04-2006 - Thank you for smoking
- 01-31-2006 - The family jewels
- 01-31-2006 - Duh
- 01-31-2006 - Lethal Weapon
- 01-31-2006 - A Million Little Dollars
- 01-31-2006 - White Lies
- 01-30-2006 - Tomorrow we die
- 01-29-2006 - The Importance of Beating Seahawks
- 01-29-2006 - Flores para las gordas
- 01-28-2006 - Dirty Laundry
- 01-27-2006 - Sex and the fatty
- 01-27-2006 - Freedom isn't free
- 01-27-2006 - Cheaper By The Dozen 2
- 01-27-2006 - The Cocoanuts
- 01-26-2006 - Ford is going under
- 01-26-2006 - Starve a wife, feed a lover
- 01-24-2006 - Budweiser Selective Prosection
- 01-24-2006 - If Staples merged with DIY
- 01-23-2006 - Staples. Fat was easy.
- 01-23-2006 - Staples. Yeah, we got fat.
- 01-20-2006 - A Million Little Lies
- 01-19-2006 - You can't have your cake and a brutal dictatorship, too
- 01-16-2006 - Not free at last
- 01-16-2006 - King for a day
- 01-16-2006 - Too rich
- 01-16-2006 - Alito crooked
- 01-16-2006 - Memoirs of a Geisha
- 01-16-2006 - Q & A
- 01-16-2006 - Catch a liger
- 01-16-2006 - Every day is MLK Day
- 01-11-2006 - The lighter side
- 01-11-2006 - Lend me your coma
- 01-01-2006 - X marks the spot
- 01-01-2006 - The Man Who Knew Too Much
- 01-01-2006 - Jonesing
- 01-01-2006 - A thousand clones
- 01-01-2006 - Woo! Suk Hwang!
- 01-01-2006 - Dere go de judge
- 01-01-2006 - Taking a leak too far
- 01-01-2006 - Total Immersion
- 01-01-2006 - Intelligent-- NOT
- 01-01-2006 - Get one
- 01-01-2006 - A pound down no matter how you look at it
- 12-23-2005 - Because of Win95
- 12-22-2005 - Stoned
- 12-22-2005 - Twins 2
- 12-22-2005 - Twins
- 12-22-2005 - Pyramid Club
- 12-22-2005 - Brokedick Mountain
- 12-11-2005 - Darwin's Waiting Room
- 12-10-2005 - See You In Toledo
- 12-10-2005 - War On Drugs
- 12-09-2005 - Love on a Diet
- 12-09-2005 - Safety Last
- 12-09-2005 - The Producer
- 12-09-2005 - Tulane Blacktop
- 12-02-2005 - Gestapope
- 11-30-2005 - Dick's
- 11-30-2005 - Near Miss
- 11-30-2005 - Backwards Chronology Comics
- 11-30-2005 - The High Cost of Low Prices
- 11-30-2005 - Black Rice
- 11-30-2005 - "H-W Streets", with Johnny Murtha
- 11-30-2005 - Ivan the Terrible Liar
- 11-28-2005 - Where In The World Is Whitey Bulger?
- 11-19-2005 - Why buy the cow?
- 11-19-2005 - Actress/Prostitute
- 11-18-2005 - Interregnum
- 11-18-2005 - Libby Libby Libby on the Label Label Label
- 11-18-2005 - Vanishing Americans
- 11-18-2005 - The Date That Ate Chicago
- 11-13-2005 - Your MDR of Irony
- 11-11-2005 - Happy Veterans Day
- 11-11-2005 - A Night at the Oprah
- 11-09-2005 - The other white "Apprentice"
- 11-07-2005 - Cliche #4
- 11-07-2005 - Cliche #3
- 11-07-2005 - Cliche #2
- 11-07-2005 - Cliche #1
- 11-06-2005 - The Pope of Las Vegas
- 11-05-2005 - Have you Libby in the can?
- 11-04-2005 - Targeting us 2
- 11-04-2005 - Targeting us
- 11-04-2005 - Fry
- 11-03-2005 - The Sam Adams Chronicles
- 11-02-2005 - Offensive Line Coach
- 11-01-2005 - Treason's just another word
- 10-30-2005 - Mr. Equus
- 10-29-2005 - Reparations
- 10-29-2005 - That 70's Show
- 10-29-2005 - Expectin' credit fo' sh#t they is supposed to do
- 10-29-2005 - Buyer Remorse
- 10-29-2005 - "Below the Beltway", with Mart and Ferdie
- 10-28-2005 - Who dat is?
- 10-28-2005 - The heartbreak of vanishing twin syndrome
- 10-28-2005 - Oops
- 10-28-2005 - Slim Jones
- 10-27-2005 - You love a horse?
- 10-27-2005 - Harpo Marx
- 10-27-2005 - Friends don't let friends look at wedding pictures
- 10-27-2005 - A slip of the tongue
- 10-27-2005 - Join the army and see the navy
- 10-27-2005 - No Exit
- 10-27-2005 - Young at heart
- 10-27-2005 - Babyfat
- 10-27-2005 - The Principal Is Your Pal
- 10-27-2005 - Identical cousins
- 09-18-2005 - Katrina Bloopers