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grouchobeer

Member Since: 09-18-2005

Profile:
My name is What-do-you-care
My home is anywhere
People say I'm awful dumb
And so I thought to you I'd come.

Comics by grouchobeer

  1. 09-24-2018 - Pick up chicks the Brett Kavanaugh way!
  2. 09-10-2018 - Lay this
  3. 08-06-2018 - Easiest. Job. Ever. Dermatologist.
  4. 08-06-2018 - A theory on why it is so difficult to get my cat's medicine
  5. 06-29-2018 - ICE, ICE, baby
  6. 06-07-2018 - The Never-ending story
  7. 05-09-2018 - Trump? That’s game!
  8. 03-27-2018 - Was there life before the Google? [SPOILER ALERT: No]
  9. 03-18-2018 - Keep your family out of this
  10. 02-20-2018 - Support mental health or I’ll kill you
  11. 05-17-2017 - Why I'm not a lawyer
  12. 04-09-2017 - The Never-ending story
  13. 03-02-2016 - IOKIYAR 4
  14. 03-01-2016 - Talking Heads: Same As It Ever Was
  15. 01-28-2016 - Standoffs for Dummies
  16. 01-25-2016 - 29 inches of global warming
  17. 01-21-2016 - IOKIYAR 3
  18. 01-10-2016 - IOKIYAR 2.1
  19. 01-04-2016 - IOKIYAR
  20. 12-29-2015 - Dumb sh#t people believe. Also, horoscopes
  21. 12-11-2014 - Maybe not the intel we deserve
  22. 11-27-2014 - Giving Thanks
  23. 11-09-2014 - Cats don't come when they're called, either
  24. 11-09-2014 - Previously, on "The Black Bushes"
  25. 08-15-2014 - Four Women
  26. 06-24-2014 - Roman Scandals
  27. 06-21-2014 - If you didn't complain about this, STFU about Lois Lerner
  28. 05-05-2014 - Another made-up holiday to sell sh#tty beer to dumbass Americans
  29. 04-25-2014 - High-Tech Lynching
  30. 04-11-2014 - In her shoes
  31. 02-09-2014 - Silly
  32. 06-13-2013 - You can't spell "RACISM" without "A & M"
  33. 04-19-2013 - Patriot Games
  34. 02-28-2013 - The Odd Couple
  35. 01-05-2013 - Lucky Ducky (A comic after the manner of Ruben Bolling)
  36. 12-19-2012 - The Emperor's New Clothes
  37. 11-03-2012 - Your money and/or your life
  38. 08-25-2012 - SUBWAYStories
  39. 08-11-2012 - Mittbot 2012
  40. 08-06-2012 - Eat Mor Cok
  41. 07-27-2012 - I guess it was yourself you were involved with
  42. 07-20-2012 - Crazy House
  43. 06-29-2012 - No good deed goes unpunished
  44. 06-29-2012 - Duck Soup the Rest of Your Life
  45. 05-13-2012 - Magic Time
  46. 05-13-2012 - Happy Mother's Day
  47. 05-12-2012 - The Parent Trap
  48. 05-07-2012 - Pigs flew
  49. 05-07-2012 - One beer
  50. 05-07-2012 - Shame the Devil
  51. 04-24-2012 - Dying is easy
  52. 04-20-2012 - I'll be so glad when they outsource this f#*king job to Mexico
  53. 01-24-2009 - You can't spell "YouTube" without "You"
  54. 01-24-2009 - The Dead Pool
  55. 01-24-2009 - Minority Report
  56. 01-24-2009 - Jokes YOU can use!
  57. 01-24-2009 - Hotel for Pussies
  58. 01-24-2009 - Inaugural funnies
  59. 01-24-2009 - Fat lady sings
  60. 01-20-2009 - No matter who you vote for, the government always gets in
  61. 01-20-2009 - Obama: The First One Hundred Seconds
  62. 12-23-2008 - Shoe bombs
  63. 12-22-2008 - Deep Throat Sucks
  64. 12-22-2008 - Hirohito Blues
  65. 12-22-2008 - America's Least Wanted
  66. 12-22-2008 - Shoe bomb
  67. 12-17-2008 - This is an Ex-President!
  68. 12-15-2008 - Gals-- he's dating again!
  69. 12-15-2008 - A Ford, not a Lincoln
  70. 12-14-2008 - NewsRadio
  71. 12-14-2008 - Next time we row across-a da Pacific, we take-a da plane
  72. 12-14-2008 - Mohammed Atta's Flying Circus
  73. 12-05-2008 - Cole in your stocking
  74. 12-05-2008 - Dubya, Texas Ranger
  75. 12-02-2008 - You can't spell "It actually started in November" without "NBER"
  76. 12-02-2008 - You can't spell "PSU" without "PU"
  77. 11-29-2008 - The other chocolate Jesus
  78. 11-24-2008 - Supersized
  79. 11-24-2008 - The danger of homophones
  80. 11-24-2008 - Stuff it
  81. 11-24-2008 - Sons of Bitc hes
  82. 11-24-2008 - Guns and roses
  83. 11-22-2008 - PIGS ON A PLANE!
  84. 11-22-2008 - Yes, We Kansans
  85. 11-20-2008 - Heartless
  86. 11-17-2008 - Chicks with Dicks
  87. 11-16-2008 - Too much, too late
  88. 11-16-2008 - The Changeling
  89. 11-16-2008 - California is like a bowl of granola
  90. 11-16-2008 - Bob Gates vs. Bill Gates
  91. 11-09-2008 - Semi-true Tales of the Third Screen Film Festival
  92. 11-09-2008 - The Dark Knight
  93. 11-07-2008 - Wouldn't it be great if this really happened?
  94. 11-07-2008 - Black & White in Color
  95. 11-04-2008 - Every dog has his day in court
  96. 11-04-2008 - A thousand pounds
  97. 11-03-2008 - The second choice was The Dixie Chick's "Landslide"
  98. 11-03-2008 - Arizona
  99. 11-03-2008 - Uh oh
  100. 11-03-2008 - Serendipity
  101. 10-23-2008 - A candidate we can all support
  102. 10-23-2008 - Earlybird Special
  103. 10-23-2008 - Texas Toast
  104. 10-18-2008 - Pussy news
  105. 10-12-2008 - You can't spell "Bin-laden" without "Biden"
  106. 10-12-2008 - Crash
  107. 10-11-2008 - Jaws 2
  108. 10-01-2008 - The horror! The horror!
  109. 10-01-2008 - Maize-- you call it corn
  110. 09-22-2008 - No sanity clause in Texas
  111. 09-22-2008 - This really happened
  112. 09-14-2008 - Now we know where Trig gets his brains
  113. 09-14-2008 - Dumb b#tch
  114. 09-11-2008 - This really happened
  115. 09-11-2008 - Hot dog
  116. 09-11-2008 - You can't spell "Porkbarrel" without "Pork"
  117. 09-11-2008 - True Life African-American Names
  118. 09-11-2008 - Final Jeopardy
  119. 09-09-2008 - You don't fake DNA-- you issue a press release
  120. 09-07-2008 - Bite me
  121. 09-06-2008 - Cocoon
  122. 09-05-2008 - A Night on eBay
  123. 09-05-2008 - Knocked Up
  124. 09-05-2008 - Selling ice to Eskimos
  125. 09-02-2008 - Previously, on "The She-Elephant"...
  126. 09-01-2008 - You can't spell "Fundamentalist sh#tbag" without "Funbag"
  127. 09-01-2008 - You can't spell "Downs Syndrome" without Dubya
  128. 08-31-2008 - Half-baked Alaska
  129. 08-26-2008 - Jew Kills Christ
  130. 08-21-2008 - Stephanie Tubbs Jones goes to Hell, shares room with Richard Eberling
  131. 08-19-2008 - You can't spell "Red China" without "Red
  132. 08-19-2008 - grouchobeer's First Annual "Worst-Dressed Celebrities in a Coma" List
  133. 08-19-2008 - Q & A
  134. 08-19-2008 - Feel the burn
  135. 08-06-2008 - And then they ate the book
  136. 08-03-2008 - There's my argument, bring back literacy testing at the polls
  137. 07-23-2008 - Radovan Karadzic's Old Home Week
  138. 07-15-2008 - That's future shock, Lee
  139. 07-14-2008 - True Tales of the San Francisco Silent Film Festival
  140. 07-14-2008 - You can't spell "theology" without "logy"
  141. 07-11-2008 - Tigger
  142. 07-09-2008 - Barack Obama is not as dumb as he looks
  143. 07-09-2008 - Barack Obama, stinkin' to high, high heaven
  144. 07-09-2008 - You can't spell 'idiot" without "O.T."
  145. 07-09-2008 - King Phillip Cut One, For God's Sake
  146. 07-09-2008 - George Washington Slept Here
  147. 07-09-2008 - Make Your Own John McCain Joke Comix
  148. 07-09-2008 - Jesse Helms smokes dick in hell
  149. 07-09-2008 - Peeling paint
  150. 07-09-2008 - Vertigo
  151. 07-08-2008 - Reds
  152. 07-02-2008 - The Candidates Debate!
  153. 07-02-2008 - Advise & Consent
  154. 06-30-2008 - Accelerate Your Life
  155. 06-29-2008 - Fantasy News League
  156. 06-28-2008 - Chimps are people, too
  157. 06-27-2008 - You know you're really bad when you're banned from a terrorist's birthday party
  158. 06-19-2008 - Of course they're stupid. They're Cubs fans, for God's sake.
  159. 06-19-2008 - You can't spell "Fat Tub of Goop" without "GOP"
  160. 06-19-2008 - You can't spell "Two Big sh#theads" without "TBS"
  161. 06-19-2008 - Black & Blue Devils
  162. 06-19-2008 - Everybody Was Kung Pao Fighting
  163. 06-19-2008 - Barack Obama's Babymama
  164. 06-14-2008 - Monkey Business
  165. 06-13-2008 - Those who cannot remember the past someting something something
  166. 06-13-2008 - The Adventures of Wingman!
  167. 06-08-2008 - A Day At The Races
  168. 05-15-2008 - You can't spell "pretty old weezer" without "POW"
  169. 05-12-2008 - You can't spell "unwanted anal fissure probe" without UFO
  170. 05-12-2008 - Draft Dodger
  171. 04-17-2008 - No jury would ever convict me
  172. 04-15-2008 - Tomato, tomahto
  173. 04-15-2008 - And the winner is...
  174. 04-14-2008 - True Tales Of Grouchobeer
  175. 04-14-2008 - Potpourri
  176. 04-09-2008 - Who's afraid of the big black?
  177. 04-07-2008 - And they're ugly
  178. 04-04-2008 - Domino effect
  179. 04-03-2008 - Joke Du Jour
  180. 04-03-2008 - The Google
  181. 04-03-2008 - Daughter of Transsexual 2
  182. 04-03-2008 - Daughter of Transsexual
  183. 04-03-2008 - Daughter of Transsexual
  184. 03-30-2008 - Wombatman
  185. 03-25-2008 - Could there be a lamer presidential candidate than Pat Buchanan-- PAT BUCHANAN!
  186. 03-22-2008 - It would have been OK had Terri Schiavo died in Iraq
  187. 03-18-2008 - A Really Big Shoe
  188. 03-18-2008 - Gatoraid
  189. 03-18-2008 - No deposit, no return
  190. 03-18-2008 - Slut Atlantic
  191. 03-12-2008 - Squeal lahk a pig
  192. 03-08-2008 - No Country For Old Men
  193. 03-07-2008 - The Thousand-Pound Reich
  194. 03-07-2008 - Because some black guy would kill the president. I'd do it. What would they do? Put me in jail with a bunch of black guys?
  195. 03-05-2008 - Because that's how long it is, about six feet
  196. 03-05-2008 - Ohio Idol
  197. 03-05-2008 - Yeah, but Hitler wasn't from the Twin Cities
  198. 03-01-2008 - You can't spell "Pretty Stupid #ssh#les" without PSA
  199. 03-01-2008 - Darth Nader
  200. 03-01-2008 - Bad chemistry
  201. 02-29-2008 - I crossed a goat with a spider and I got a nanny that mates and kills
  202. 02-29-2008 - The musical fruit
  203. 02-28-2008 - Adolf Hitler was against gas because he was gassed-- that doesn't make him a nice guy
  204. 02-28-2008 - Marx joins the immortals
  205. 02-28-2008 - Like Reagan only older
  206. 02-28-2008 - Milk, milk
  207. 02-28-2008 - Life in America just keeps getting better and better
  208. 02-24-2008 - Weight
  209. 02-01-2008 - Super Sunday And Super Tuesday
  210. 01-31-2008 - Why do you think they call it Flash?
  211. 01-31-2008 - Broken Wings
  212. 01-31-2008 - Airborne
  213. 01-31-2008 - Mixed Doubles
  214. 01-25-2008 - Books is like kryptonite 2
  215. 01-25-2008 - Books is like kryptonite
  216. 01-25-2008 - The Mike Gravel Juggernaut rolls on
  217. 01-25-2008 - 6,000,000 hits
  218. 01-24-2008 - 28 Down
  219. 01-23-2008 - Now Playing on The Great White Way
  220. 01-22-2008 - Mau Mau Fighter Pilots
  221. 01-22-2008 - Dead heats and deadbeats
  222. 01-22-2008 - The MAINE event
  223. 01-22-2008 - Is that rat heart? Disgusting.
  224. 01-22-2008 - There Will Be Blood
  225. 01-22-2008 - MLK, MLK, Lemonade
  226. 01-22-2008 - I Know Who Killed Me
  227. 01-22-2008 - All-Natural Bush, Vol. 1
  228. 10-13-2007 - Skull & Bones
  229. 08-25-2007 - Boob Tube
  230. 08-25-2007 - I'm Henry the Eighth
  231. 08-19-2007 - King of the World
  232. 08-19-2007 - You gotta have faith
  233. 07-24-2007 - Hex Nuts
  234. 07-01-2007 - Call marketing
  235. 07-01-2007 - Black & White & Red All Over
  236. 07-01-2007 - One shot
  237. 07-01-2007 - Chile today, hot tamale
  238. 07-01-2007 - Our national nightmare never ends
  239. 07-01-2007 - Correct me if I'm wrong, but if I kill all the golfers, won't they lock me up and throw away the key?
  240. 07-01-2007 - If it gets any hotter, I'll NEED a really big fan
  241. 06-11-2007 - Lawsuits are frivolous, unless filed by Republicans
  242. 06-11-2007 - Koch and Teabags
  243. 06-09-2007 - My 2008 Presidential Endorsement
  244. 04-09-2007 - Let the chimps fall where they may
  245. 03-16-2007 - I no like mint
  246. 03-16-2007 - Miss Direction of 2008
  247. 03-16-2007 - Coals to Newcastle
  248. 03-16-2007 - And that's the way it should have been
  249. 03-16-2007 - That's hot
  250. 03-16-2007 - Mercury Rising
  251. 03-16-2007 - Eliminate the Middleman
  252. 03-16-2007 - The Two Thousand Year Old Man
  253. 03-15-2007 - Borderline
  254. 03-15-2007 - b#tch tits
  255. 03-15-2007 - All the eggs in one basket
  256. 03-15-2007 - Ferrous Metal's Day Off
  257. 03-08-2007 - Rat bastard
  258. 03-08-2007 - I think not
  259. 03-08-2007 - A gift from the comedy gods
  260. 03-08-2007 - Peace & Quiet
  261. 03-08-2007 - I no like mint
  262. 03-08-2007 - Coulterworld 2
  263. 03-08-2007 - Coulterworld
  264. 02-22-2007 - Dogfood for Thought
  265. 02-22-2007 - Middle Earth
  266. 02-22-2007 - The Importance of Being O.J.
  267. 02-22-2007 - A Spoonful of Sugar
  268. 02-22-2007 - Some of these are just for me
  269. 02-22-2007 - We're fighting for their democracy, which is more than they ever did
  270. 02-09-2007 - Lesbi friends go homo
  271. 02-09-2007 - Cyberia
  272. 02-09-2007 - You can't spell "country" without it
  273. 02-09-2007 - George Won '04, Arguably
  274. 02-09-2007 - Breach
  275. 02-09-2007 - Aqua Teen Force from Hunger
  276. 02-09-2007 - You can't spell Freaking A-Hat without ATHF
  277. 02-04-2007 - The Jackass is the finest flower of Tex-ass
  278. 02-03-2007 - Tasercam
  279. 02-03-2007 - Do you like movies about gladiatorum?
  280. 02-03-2007 - Sock monkey
  281. 02-03-2007 - Wolfowitz' socks
  282. 02-02-2007 - The Search For Intelligent Life In The Universe
  283. 02-02-2007 - African-American Nativity
  284. 02-02-2007 - The Dubya Word
  285. 02-01-2007 - Does that mean there shall be no more ale, either?
  286. 02-01-2007 - Katrina and the Waves
  287. 02-01-2007 - Ozzy and Hearing-aid
  288. 02-01-2007 - One particular horse called Nugget
  289. 01-31-2007 - What is this "Super Bowl"?
  290. 01-31-2007 - You love a HORSE?
  291. 01-31-2007 - Departed, but not forgotten
  292. 01-31-2007 - Get Courtney Love!
  293. 01-31-2007 - American Idle
  294. 01-31-2007 - Another reason I don't give money to my alma mater
  295. 01-31-2007 - Moe Is Their Leader
  296. 01-31-2007 - Lick it up
  297. 01-31-2007 - You love a HORSE?
  298. 01-31-2007 - You love a HORSE?
  299. 01-31-2007 - You love a HORSE?
  300. 01-31-2007 - You can't spell "Psychotherapist" without "the rapist"
  301. 01-31-2007 - American Idyll
  302. 01-29-2007 - Hot Toddy
  303. 01-28-2007 - The Enemy at Home
  304. 01-28-2007 - Space 1999
  305. 01-27-2007 - Baby needs a new parachute
  306. 01-27-2007 - Eating pussy
  307. 01-27-2007 - Stoned
  308. 01-27-2007 - Is there nothing they can't do?
  309. 01-26-2007 - High school science fair on crank
  310. 01-26-2007 - Scrum
  311. 01-24-2007 - Budget tour guide
  312. 01-24-2007 - Some dunce
  313. 01-19-2007 - Simonized
  314. 01-18-2007 - Eye on the Sparrow
  315. 01-18-2007 - Labor free
  316. 01-17-2007 - Livestock Exchange
  317. 01-17-2007 - Your fifteen minutes are up
  318. 01-13-2007 - Pop Quiz
  319. 01-13-2007 - Becks Lite
  320. 01-13-2007 - Fat Pussy
  321. 01-13-2007 - Spoiling the barrel
  322. 01-13-2007 - Practice What You Preach
  323. 01-10-2007 - Quran Quran
  324. 01-10-2007 - Loose change sinks ships
  325. 01-10-2007 - Degrees of bacon
  326. 01-10-2007 - If the shoes of the fisherman fit
  327. 01-10-2007 - Q & A
  328. 01-10-2007 - Giving Murray Head
  329. 01-08-2007 - A Night in Trenton
  330. 01-08-2007 - Law & Order: Disneyworld
  331. 01-08-2007 - Red vs. Blue
  332. 01-07-2007 - Three good reasons
  333. 01-07-2007 - Urinalottatrouble
  334. 01-07-2007 - Looking for Loopholes
  335. 01-07-2007 - You'll love our steakhouse
  336. 01-06-2007 - Didn't he steal Xmas?
  337. 01-06-2007 - Just like mother used to make
  338. 01-06-2007 - Just in time for Xmas, if you're Abyssinian Orthodox
  339. 01-05-2007 - Thank you for not breeding
  340. 01-05-2007 - We bear you out!
  341. 01-05-2007 - No child left left behind
  342. 01-04-2007 - Cows with guns
  343. 01-04-2007 - Cutting Out Fats
  344. 01-04-2007 - Leave the gun, take the cannolis
  345. 01-04-2007 - House
  346. 01-04-2007 - Baa
  347. 01-04-2007 - So it was MOIDER!
  348. 01-03-2007 - Clara Peller Tribute
  349. 01-03-2007 - Hey you
  350. 01-02-2007 - Nancy Boys
  351. 01-02-2007 - Crossing Jordan
  352. 01-02-2007 - White man's burden
  353. 01-02-2007 - What other kind is there?
  354. 12-31-2006 - 2006 Revue
  355. 12-31-2006 - A Dream Come True
  356. 12-31-2006 - Hi ho the merrio, I hope you fry in hell
  357. 12-31-2006 - Wham Mo
  358. 12-30-2006 - Archaeology
  359. 12-28-2006 - Thirty-year coma victim awakens!
  360. 12-28-2006 - WIN in Iraq
  361. 12-26-2006 - Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
  362. 12-26-2006 - You'll shoot your eyes out
  363. 12-25-2006 - http://www.zombo.com
  364. 12-23-2006 - Wolf in sheep's clothing
  365. 12-23-2006 - Durham Bull
  366. 12-23-2006 - Deliverance
  367. 12-23-2006 - Math is hard, I'm easy
  368. 12-23-2006 - A Very Monica Hannukah
  369. 12-23-2006 - The History Boys
  370. 12-23-2006 - English Pubic School
  371. 12-23-2006 - Blue Xmas
  372. 12-22-2006 - Art for Chrissake
  373. 12-22-2006 - Ich Bin Ein Wiener
  374. 12-21-2006 - Some assembly required comix
  375. 12-21-2006 - Reverse chronology comix
  376. 12-21-2006 - The Black Hole of Calcutta
  377. 12-21-2006 - Q & A
  378. 12-21-2006 - The Indian Runner
  379. 12-21-2006 - Eight Simple Rules For Dating bin-Laden
  380. 12-21-2006 - Barack Barack fo farack Obama fama fo fama
  381. 12-20-2006 - In Cold Blood
  382. 12-20-2006 - ¿Hispano Suiza?
  383. 12-20-2006 - Crunchy frog
  384. 12-20-2006 - Hop on Pop
  385. 12-20-2006 - Jocks
  386. 12-20-2006 - I don't
  387. 12-19-2006 - Let Regan be Regan
  388. 12-19-2006 - Where de white women at?
  389. 12-19-2006 - IT'S CRAP!
  390. 12-18-2006 - Blood Diamonds
  391. 12-18-2006 - KFED the dogs
  392. 12-18-2006 - Thank heaven for little boys
  393. 12-18-2006 - The Lesser of Two Weasels
  394. 12-18-2006 - Ching chong
  395. 12-18-2006 - Ho ho ho
  396. 12-17-2006 - You are so fuc kin' fired.
  397. 12-17-2006 - The News, with I. P. Daily
  398. 12-17-2006 - I believe you Brits call it football
  399. 12-17-2006 - Never throw anything away
  400. 12-15-2006 - We Are Marshall
  401. 12-15-2006 - Critical condition
  402. 12-15-2006 - The Crocked Hunter
  403. 12-15-2006 - That's hot
  404. 12-14-2006 - A Star Is Bought
  405. 12-13-2006 - X-ray, read all about it
  406. 12-13-2006 - Getta You Tutsi-Frutsi Ice-a Cream
  407. 12-12-2006 - Ill wind
  408. 12-12-2006 - Beauty & Bestiality
  409. 12-12-2006 - "Cops" Outtakes
  410. 12-11-2006 - Hidden Penis Syndrome
  411. 12-11-2006 - Oughta call it "Fattening"
  412. 12-11-2006 - Food cop, bad cop
  413. 12-10-2006 - Conundrum
  414. 12-10-2006 - Joe Don Baker Opens A Movie Here
  415. 12-10-2006 - The Rise and Fall of Taj
  416. 12-10-2006 - For whom the bell tolls
  417. 12-10-2006 - For whom the bell tolls
  418. 12-10-2006 - Saint Nicholas
  419. 12-10-2006 - Barney's Holiday Extravaganza Part 2
  420. 12-10-2006 - Barney's Holiday Extravaganza Part 1
  421. 12-10-2006 - For whom the bell tolls
  422. 12-10-2006 - Black and white in color
  423. 12-09-2006 - The Dick And Dyke Show
  424. 12-08-2006 - Rubber and glue
  425. 12-08-2006 - And now for something completely different-- sport
  426. 12-08-2006 - That's hot
  427. 12-08-2006 - Price check on the blow
  428. 12-08-2006 - Swamp Fox
  429. 12-07-2006 - You said "Seminole"
  430. 12-07-2006 - Here's why you don't need to censor foreign beer labels
  431. 12-07-2006 - Animal Crackers in Duck Soup
  432. 12-06-2006 - The pain-- when will it end?
  433. 12-06-2006 - The Dumbing Down of America
  434. 12-06-2006 - Radius? WJZ!
  435. 12-06-2006 - Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Anglophone
  436. 12-06-2006 - Tats and ass
  437. 12-06-2006 - DNA Chain smoker
  438. 12-05-2006 - Game Over
  439. 12-05-2006 - Senator Browneye
  440. 12-05-2006 - Gander gets sauced
  441. 12-05-2006 - Truth in Advertising
  442. 12-05-2006 - Senior moment
  443. 12-05-2006 - Mine is mine
  444. 12-05-2006 - Gates at the Enemy's
  445. 12-05-2006 - Won ton disregard for human life
  446. 12-04-2006 - Peace and Queues
  447. 12-04-2006 - Blackhawk, Nothing Down
  448. 12-04-2006 - Raising a red flag
  449. 12-04-2006 - All I want for Xmas is your two front teeth
  450. 12-04-2006 - It's outselling Blumpking Ernie
  451. 12-04-2006 - Worse than anthrax
  452. 12-03-2006 - Happy Holidays
  453. 12-03-2006 - Louisville Sluggard
  454. 12-03-2006 - Owed to a Grecian Earner
  455. 12-02-2006 - Nip it!
  456. 12-02-2006 - You have the right to perform a minstrel show
  457. 12-02-2006 - I'm telling EVERYBODY!
  458. 12-02-2006 - You go Uruguay, I'll go mine
  459. 12-01-2006 - Hand check
  460. 12-01-2006 - One day I shot two bucks, or, This NEEDS closer examination
  461. 12-01-2006 - Blurred vision
  462. 12-01-2006 - Cry Wolfowitz
  463. 12-01-2006 - It's what's for dinner
  464. 12-01-2006 - Gay is the new black
  465. 12-01-2006 - Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Nicole Kidman
  466. 12-01-2006 - Everything you know is wrong!
  467. 12-01-2006 - You can't spell "Raise Bad Cholesterol" without RB
  468. 12-01-2006 - Gates at the Enemy's
  469. 12-01-2006 - Frist down
  470. 12-01-2006 - Que Sirhan, Sirhan
  471. 12-01-2006 - It's what's for dinner
  472. 12-01-2006 - You can't spell Hepcat without Hep C
  473. 12-01-2006 - Elton John is a gay
  474. 12-01-2006 - I have been to several Elton John concerts
  475. 12-01-2006 - Prego. It's not in there.
  476. 12-01-2006 - I say tomato, you say
  477. 12-01-2006 - You can't spell "West End" without "End"
  478. 12-01-2006 - Then he visited Kramer
  479. 12-01-2006 - For whom the bell tolls
  480. 12-01-2006 - Our Lady of Sugar Tits
  481. 12-01-2006 - Altho I did get off
  482. 12-01-2006 - Is that so wrong?
  483. 12-01-2006 - Complimentary beverage service
  484. 11-25-2006 - Soap Lake
  485. 11-25-2006 - Bedtime story
  486. 11-25-2006 - Ends are meetin' like a mother f uc k er
  487. 11-25-2006 - You can't spell ADHD withou
  488. 11-25-2006 - The Wawa Pedal Makes Everything Better
  489. 11-25-2006 - If you died here, you'd be home now
  490. 11-25-2006 - A Matter Of Gravity
  491. 11-25-2006 - A-hole in one
  492. 11-25-2006 - Murder in Mesopotamia
  493. 11-25-2006 - Why the Space Shuttle keeps blowing up
  494. 11-25-2006 - Those Wacky Muslims! II
  495. 11-25-2006 - Those Wacky Muslims!
  496. 11-25-2006 - A good start
  497. 11-25-2006 - We all scream
  498. 11-25-2006 - Making an ash of yourself
  499. 11-25-2006 - Hearts Afire
  500. 11-25-2006 - Much Ado About Nothing
  501. 11-25-2006 - A Rufus Over Your Head
  502. 11-23-2006 - Some of 'em are a little wacky
  503. 11-22-2006 - Stop me if you've heard this one
  504. 11-21-2006 - Be thankful you don't have to drink it
  505. 11-21-2006 - Black and white and red all over
  506. 11-20-2006 - A Day At The Races
  507. 11-20-2006 - Dirty Dozen
  508. 11-20-2006 - Omelet Pans of Denmark
  509. 11-20-2006 - Fat
  510. 11-20-2006 - Turning Javanese
  511. 11-20-2006 - In Blood So Cold, You Could Plotz
  512. 11-20-2006 - Just say no
  513. 11-20-2006 - First state for weenie waggers
  514. 11-20-2006 - Judgement at Nuremberg 2
  515. 11-20-2006 - Rather not
  516. 11-20-2006 - Neither comic nor relief-- discuss
  517. 11-20-2006 - Did you ever see...?
  518. 11-20-2006 - Tomorrow we start tearing down the college
  519. 11-20-2006 - Pahrump!
  520. 11-20-2006 - Get your kicks
  521. 11-20-2006 - Five Unreasonable Men
  522. 11-20-2006 - Game over
  523. 11-20-2006 - Where On Earth Is Radovan Karadzic?
  524. 11-20-2006 - He-Man Womin Hatur's Klub
  525. 11-20-2006 - You can't spell "f#*k 'em All" without FEMA
  526. 11-20-2006 - Another one bites the dust
  527. 11-20-2006 - Last Caboose to Clarksville
  528. 11-20-2006 - Me so horny
  529. 11-20-2006 - You can't spell "O sh#t U 1" without OSU
  530. 07-14-2006 - You can't spell Mormon without Moron
  531. 07-14-2006 - Beyond Superdome
  532. 07-14-2006 - First, catch snake
  533. 07-01-2006 - Can you spot four differences between the first and second panels?
  534. 07-01-2006 - Goooooooooaaalllllll!!!!
  535. 06-29-2006 - Superman Returns
  536. 06-25-2006 - You can't make this stuff up
  537. 06-25-2006 - Q & A
  538. 06-25-2006 - American Excess™
  539. 06-25-2006 - Yes, we have no oil
  540. 06-25-2006 - Hot water
  541. 06-25-2006 - Knock the Fourth
  542. 06-25-2006 - How bout them Hurricanes?
  543. 06-25-2006 - I freed the WHAT?
  544. 06-25-2006 - Fat
  545. 06-02-2006 - And, less filling
  546. 05-31-2006 - Mission: Accomplished!!!
  547. 05-31-2006 - Memorial Day
  548. 05-31-2006 - The Truman Show
  549. 05-31-2006 - Keep on Rockin' in the Free Market
  550. 05-17-2006 - Gummo Bush
  551. 05-17-2006 - True-life African-American Names 2
  552. 05-17-2006 - True-life African-American Names
  553. 05-17-2006 - Sirius Comic
  554. 05-17-2006 - Q & A
  555. 05-15-2006 - The Great White Dope
  556. 05-15-2006 - Run out and find me a four year-old child
  557. 05-05-2006 - Save Our Wild Life
  558. 05-05-2006 - Soda, soda, soda....
  559. 04-27-2006 - Suddenly Sudan
  560. 04-20-2006 - House of Wax
  561. 04-18-2006 - Death & Texas 2
  562. 04-18-2006 - 86 Proof
  563. 04-11-2006 - The Politics of Dancing
  564. 04-11-2006 - Fabulosimony
  565. 03-31-2006 - Death and Texas
  566. 03-31-2006 - Caspar's a ghost
  567. 03-31-2006 - And baby makes two
  568. 03-31-2006 - The Man To Beat
  569. 03-31-2006 - Party like it's 1945
  570. 03-31-2006 - Fat free range
  571. 03-30-2006 - Schindler's List
  572. 03-30-2006 - Mortality Bites
  573. 03-26-2006 - Benny and the Jihad
  574. 03-24-2006 - Suffer the little children
  575. 03-24-2006 - Heads I win
  576. 03-22-2006 - Sitting in his own Pew
  577. 03-17-2006 - American Inventor
  578. 03-17-2006 - Friendly fire?
  579. 03-14-2006 - Green Day
  580. 03-12-2006 - Guinness is good for you if you are an imperialistic genocidal British swine 3
  581. 03-12-2006 - Guinness is good for you if you are an imperialistic genocidal British swine 2
  582. 03-12-2006 - Guinness is good for you if you are an imperialistic genoicidal British swine
  583. 03-09-2006 - Bye bye Dubai
  584. 03-06-2006 - Silent Spring
  585. 03-05-2006 - With Sweetness: The Condoleezza Rice Story
  586. 03-04-2006 - Stay the course
  587. 03-04-2006 - Oscar loves Terror
  588. 03-04-2006 - Coq au Vin
  589. 03-02-2006 - Best defense
  590. 03-02-2006 - The Rice Diet
  591. 02-28-2006 - Where's the seal?
  592. 02-27-2006 - Love On A Diet
  593. 02-26-2006 - Put the fun back in funeral
  594. 02-21-2006 - I give my key to no man
  595. 02-21-2006 - Letting the criminals run the prison
  596. 02-20-2006 - Throw another Jew on the barbie
  597. 02-20-2006 - Not just a good idea
  598. 02-16-2006 - Riding Shotgun
  599. 02-12-2006 - Gas Attack
  600. 02-10-2006 - Unfit
  601. 02-09-2006 - Everything looks worse in black and white
  602. 02-09-2006 - The Musical Fruit
  603. 02-09-2006 - Land shark
  604. 02-08-2006 - Willie Nelson's Tax Tips
  605. 02-08-2006 - Just when you thought it was safe
  606. 02-08-2006 - Death & Property Taxes
  607. 02-08-2006 - Headline of the day
  608. 02-08-2006 - What is this Super Bowl?
  609. 02-07-2006 - Got fat?
  610. 02-07-2006 - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
  611. 02-07-2006 - Designer genes
  612. 02-06-2006 - I haven't the Vegas idea
  613. 02-05-2006 - Plus, Hitler was a decorated war hero
  614. 02-04-2006 - Thank you for smoking
  615. 01-31-2006 - The family jewels
  616. 01-31-2006 - Duh
  617. 01-31-2006 - Lethal Weapon
  618. 01-31-2006 - A Million Little Dollars
  619. 01-31-2006 - White Lies
  620. 01-30-2006 - Tomorrow we die
  621. 01-29-2006 - The Importance of Beating Seahawks
  622. 01-29-2006 - Flores para las gordas
  623. 01-28-2006 - Dirty Laundry
  624. 01-27-2006 - Sex and the fatty
  625. 01-27-2006 - Freedom isn't free
  626. 01-27-2006 - Cheaper By The Dozen 2
  627. 01-27-2006 - The Cocoanuts
  628. 01-26-2006 - Ford is going under
  629. 01-26-2006 - Starve a wife, feed a lover
  630. 01-24-2006 - Budweiser Selective Prosection
  631. 01-24-2006 - If Staples merged with DIY
  632. 01-23-2006 - Staples. Fat was easy.
  633. 01-23-2006 - Staples. Yeah, we got fat.
  634. 01-20-2006 - A Million Little Lies
  635. 01-19-2006 - You can't have your cake and a brutal dictatorship, too
  636. 01-16-2006 - Not free at last
  637. 01-16-2006 - King for a day
  638. 01-16-2006 - Too rich
  639. 01-16-2006 - Alito crooked
  640. 01-16-2006 - Memoirs of a Geisha
  641. 01-16-2006 - Q & A
  642. 01-16-2006 - Catch a liger
  643. 01-16-2006 - Every day is MLK Day
  644. 01-11-2006 - The lighter side
  645. 01-11-2006 - Lend me your coma
  646. 01-01-2006 - X marks the spot
  647. 01-01-2006 - The Man Who Knew Too Much
  648. 01-01-2006 - Jonesing
  649. 01-01-2006 - A thousand clones
  650. 01-01-2006 - Woo! Suk Hwang!
  651. 01-01-2006 - Dere go de judge
  652. 01-01-2006 - Taking a leak too far
  653. 01-01-2006 - Total Immersion
  654. 01-01-2006 - Intelligent-- NOT
  655. 01-01-2006 - Get one
  656. 01-01-2006 - A pound down no matter how you look at it
  657. 12-23-2005 - Because of Win95
  658. 12-22-2005 - Stoned
  659. 12-22-2005 - Twins 2
  660. 12-22-2005 - Twins
  661. 12-22-2005 - Pyramid Club
  662. 12-22-2005 - Brokedick Mountain
  663. 12-11-2005 - Darwin's Waiting Room
  664. 12-10-2005 - See You In Toledo
  665. 12-10-2005 - War On Drugs
  666. 12-09-2005 - Love on a Diet
  667. 12-09-2005 - Safety Last
  668. 12-09-2005 - The Producer
  669. 12-09-2005 - Tulane Blacktop
  670. 12-02-2005 - Gestapope
  671. 11-30-2005 - Dick's
  672. 11-30-2005 - Near Miss
  673. 11-30-2005 - Backwards Chronology Comics
  674. 11-30-2005 - The High Cost of Low Prices
  675. 11-30-2005 - Black Rice
  676. 11-30-2005 - "H-W Streets", with Johnny Murtha
  677. 11-30-2005 - Ivan the Terrible Liar
  678. 11-28-2005 - Where In The World Is Whitey Bulger?
  679. 11-19-2005 - Why buy the cow?
  680. 11-19-2005 - Actress/Prostitute
  681. 11-18-2005 - Interregnum
  682. 11-18-2005 - Libby Libby Libby on the Label Label Label
  683. 11-18-2005 - Vanishing Americans
  684. 11-18-2005 - The Date That Ate Chicago
  685. 11-13-2005 - Your MDR of Irony
  686. 11-11-2005 - Happy Veterans Day
  687. 11-11-2005 - A Night at the Oprah
  688. 11-09-2005 - The other white "Apprentice"
  689. 11-07-2005 - Cliche #4
  690. 11-07-2005 - Cliche #3
  691. 11-07-2005 - Cliche #2
  692. 11-07-2005 - Cliche #1
  693. 11-06-2005 - The Pope of Las Vegas
  694. 11-05-2005 - Have you Libby in the can?
  695. 11-04-2005 - Targeting us 2
  696. 11-04-2005 - Targeting us
  697. 11-04-2005 - Fry
  698. 11-03-2005 - The Sam Adams Chronicles
  699. 11-02-2005 - Offensive Line Coach
  700. 11-01-2005 - Treason's just another word
  701. 10-30-2005 - Mr. Equus
  702. 10-29-2005 - Reparations
  703. 10-29-2005 - That 70's Show
  704. 10-29-2005 - Expectin' credit fo' sh#t they is supposed to do
  705. 10-29-2005 - Buyer Remorse
  706. 10-29-2005 - "Below the Beltway", with Mart and Ferdie
  707. 10-28-2005 - Who dat is?
  708. 10-28-2005 - The heartbreak of vanishing twin syndrome
  709. 10-28-2005 - Oops
  710. 10-28-2005 - Slim Jones
  711. 10-27-2005 - You love a horse?
  712. 10-27-2005 - Harpo Marx
  713. 10-27-2005 - Friends don't let friends look at wedding pictures
  714. 10-27-2005 - A slip of the tongue
  715. 10-27-2005 - Join the army and see the navy
  716. 10-27-2005 - No Exit
  717. 10-27-2005 - Young at heart
  718. 10-27-2005 - Babyfat
  719. 10-27-2005 - The Principal Is Your Pal
  720. 10-27-2005 - Identical cousins
  721. 09-18-2005 - Katrina Bloopers

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