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| Barack Obama took office Tuesday in front of a huge crowd. Louis Farrakhan estimated it at over 100 million. Officials said they could have gotten in hundreds of thousands more if not for Aretha Franklin's hat. | |
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| Chief Justice Roberts botched the oath of office he administered to Obama. Afterwards, he was heard mumbling, "Constitution, schmonstitution." He later readministered the oath. When Dubya heard, he said, "Hey, can I get a do-over?" | |
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| More bad economic news on the inaugural day: the layoff of sixteen hundred political satirists. | |
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