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 | I'm Mayor Bloomberg, and I'd like to congratulate all of you-- the first graduating class of the NYC Trans-Fat Police Academy. You have sweeping powers of enforcement, and city-issued guns and badges. | |
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| Uh, sir? My badge says "TRANSIT POLICE" with the "I" crossed out and "-FA" written in Sharpie Marker. | |
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| That's because there's no "I" in team. (*crickets) But seriously, your permanent badges are on order. Any other questions before you start? | |
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| Yeah. Where are the doughnuts? | |
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| Hoo boy. | |
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