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 | The town of South Succotash banned Russian Roulette in all bars yesterday. I'm here today with the owner of the South Succotash Brewpub, Dick Head. | |
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| This is going to be bad for business! If people can't play Russian Roulette in a bar, they'll stay home! | |
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| How about all the people who DON'T play Russian Roulette who will come out now? People who didn't want to go home covered in blowback or get hit by stray bullets? | |
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| f#*k 'em. The inalienable right to play Russian Roulette is guaranteed in the Declaration of Independence. | |
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| What about the Surgeon General's report that Russian Roulette may be harmful to one's health? | |
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| You can't believe everything you read. What's next, banning Russian Roulette in cars? | |
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