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| Vice-President Cheney, how do you feel about your lesbian daughter Mary having a baby? | |
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| Kinda takes me back to when her mother and I had our first born... | |
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| Sorry, Dick, I know you have better things to do, but the fact is you've had nine deferments so far and now it's time to draft your fat, lily-white ass into this man's army. | |
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| HA HA! YOU CAN'T! MY WIFE'S PREGGO! DON'T LET THE SCREEN DOOR HIT YA WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YA, LOSER! | |
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| But Dick-- I'm a lesbo! | |
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| Thanks for takin' one for the team, hon. | |
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