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Just like mother used to make by grouchobeer on 01-06-2007
Vice-President Cheney, how do you feel about your lesbian daughter Mary having a baby?
Kinda takes me back to when her mother and I had our first born...
1966.
Sorry, Dick, I know you have better things to do, but the fact is you've had nine deferments so far and now it's time to draft your fat, lily-white ass into this man's army.
HA HA! YOU CAN'T! MY WIFE'S PREGGO! DON'T LET THE SCREEN DOOR HIT YA WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YA, LOSER!
But Dick-- I'm a lesbo!
Thanks for takin' one for the team, hon.
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