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 | Hello, I'm A. D. Blood, ubermensch of Blood Diamonds, Ltd. | |
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| What makes our diamonds different from the rest? We take only the finest third-world babies, burn them alive, and then subject their ashes to intense heat and pressure to create Blood Diamonds™. | |
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| Best of all, you can wear Blood Diamonds™ proudly knowing not one cent goes to international terrorism. | |
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