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 | ...we didn't want to throw rice because birds eat it and the rice and expands in their stomachs and the birds explode so we gave all 300 of the guests helium balloons in our wedding colors and when Jeff and I came out of the church, they released them! | |
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| Birds don't really explode from eating rice. That's an urban legend. What do you think birds in rice-growing areas eat? Rice. So you didn't save any birds. | |
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| But you probably did kill several endangered marine mammals with those deflated balloons. | |
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