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Keep on Rockin' in the Free Market by grouchobeer on 05-31-2006
Hey, it's TV star Troy McClure!
That's right, Billy, and I'm here today on behalf of Unibev, maker of..... fine lagers from Stella Artois to Rolliing Rock!
Hey! We make Rolling Rock right here at the Latrobe Brewing Company in the Laurel Highlands of Pennsylvania!
Not anymore you don't. We're having cash flow problems, so we sold the brand to Anheuser-Busch for $82 million and we're closing the brewery. Clean out your locker. You're through.
Stella Artois. Perfection Has Its Price.™
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