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Slim Jones by grouchobeer on 10-28-2005
My guest today is Star Jones. Did getting your stomach stapled and losing all that weight change your life?
Yes. I mean-- I didn't get my stomach stapled. I lost weight through diet and exercise.
Whatever. How did it change your life?
When I was fat, people used to say, "You'd be so pretty if you lost weight."
And now?
They can see I b#tch ugly.
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