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Fry by grouchobeer on 11-04-2005
This is a true story.
Welcome to Fry's Pharmacy. How may I help you?
I was just raped and I need Emergency contraception ASAP.
An excellent question. Why not ask them?
We have that. However, I'm not going to dispense it on moral and religious grounds.
Say WHAT? Why do you even stock it then, to torment rape victims?
Call Fry's, 1-520-323-2695. Kids, get your mom or dad's permission before you call!
Good day, Miss.
Fry in hell, #&@!.
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