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Making an ash of yourself by grouchobeer on 11-25-2006
I'd like to buy an urn for my father's ashes.
You know, urns have come a long way.
How do you mean?
Well, we can customize an urn to reflect the deceased's job or hobbies. We have urns with Major League Baseball, NFL, NHL, and NASCAR logos. We can make an urn shaped like a clown, a teddy bear, or a '57 Chevy. We can put the ashes into a pendant, a picture frame, or a sundial. We can make them into an artificial reef at the bottom of the sea or shoot them into deepest outer space. Or we can custom-make something especially for your father.
Well, he really liked to smoke. Maybe just a big ashtray.
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