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| In short, drinking Guinness on St. Patrick's Day is like drinking Beck's on Yom Kippur. | |
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| But it's so pretty to watch when it's poured. All those bubbles! | |
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| They serve it on nitrogen to disguise the fact that the beer itself has virtually no taste-- or alcohol-- at all. | |
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| Oh, f#*k it. Just give me a green beer. | |
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| You'll have to hold on. I make that special in the back. | |
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