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| I just don't think we'll ever find a house in our price range that meets our specs. | |
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| I was reading an article in the paper that said that if a house had some horrific crime, like a serial killing or a mass murder, it can be hard to sell and goes for a lot below market value. | |
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| Maybe instead of the real estate ads, we should be checking the police blotter! HAHAHAHA! | |
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| Yeah! Maybe instead of looking for "SALE" signs, we should be looking for police tape! HAHAHAHA! | |
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| You can't come in here, sir, this is a crime scene. Some nuthatch chopped up his family and then ate his gun. | |
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| Yes, I just heard on the radio. I only wanted to ask-- do you know the number of bathrooms? | |
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