Witty Comics - Why buy the cow?

Why buy the cow? by grouchobeer on 11-19-2005

Welcome to Blood Diamonds 'R' Us. May I help you?

I hope so. I've been looking for an engagement ring, but they all are too small.

No problem, sir. We can make any ring larger. Do you know her size.

Well, she's a big gal. Twelve.

TWELVE??!! May I suggest, sir, that you put the ring through her nose?

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