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Cheaper By The Dozen 2 by grouchobeer on 01-27-2006
I'm here in Florida with Barbara Mann, whose children were wiped out in a fiery car crash.
(*sniff) Me and my husband wanted to have ten kids one day. Our biological daughter, Nicky, had our foster baby with her and she picked up her four adopted siblings and two cousins at school. A truck rear-ended her SUV and slammed it into the back of a schoolbus. Then when my Pappy heard the news, he had a heart attack and died.
Wasn't Nicky only 15 and driving illegally? If she hadn't been driving, none of this would have happened.
Yeah, but you really expect me to take care of FIVE KIDS? Plus two nieces? Sheesh. I've got my church work, and whatnot.
What the hell, you can always adopt more kids, right?
Yeah, but it's gonna be hard gettin' a new Pappy. Ma's no spring chicken.
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