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Tigger by grouchobeer on 07-11-2008
Joining me now is Tiger Woods, who is on track to become a billionaire by 2010.
And I'm the first person to do it this way.
Didn't you make most of your money from endorsements? Didn't you sign a lucrative endorsement deal THE DAY AFTER you turned pro? Don't such deals take months for lawyers to hammer out? Aren't amateurs proscribed from negotiating endorsement deals?
Yes, yes, yes, and yes.
So you made your money by lying, cheating, and stealing. That's not new.
I take CARE of my kids....
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