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Death and Texas by grouchobeer on 03-31-2006
Joining me now is Carolyn Beck, spokesperson for the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission, which has begun sending undercover agents into bars to arrest people for being drunk. Why?
We feel that the only way we're going to get at the problem of people hurting each other while drunk is by crackdowns like this.
There are a lot of stupid and dangerous things people do when they're intoxicated other than get behind the wheel of a car. People walk out into traffic and get hit by a car. They jump off of balconies trying to reach a swimming pool and miss--
They shoot lawyers in the face.
EXACTLY! Or they invade Iraq!
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