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Animal Crackers in Duck Soup by grouchobeer on 12-07-2006
Mr. Gates, have you a plan to eliminate terrorism in Iraq?
Sure. We go door to door and ask everybody in each house if he's a terrorist.
Oh, THAT'S a fine plan. Suppose nobody in Iraq IS a terrorist?
Well, then of course, we gotta invade the countries next door.
NOW you're talkin'. What kind of invasion do you think we should have?
Well, I tellya Cap, my idea of an invasion is something huge, something that inspires shock and awe...
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