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 | Mr. Gates, have you a plan to eliminate terrorism in Iraq? | |
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| Sure. We go door to door and ask everybody in each house if he's a terrorist. | |
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| Oh, THAT'S a fine plan. Suppose nobody in Iraq IS a terrorist? | |
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| Well, then of course, we gotta invade the countries next door. | |
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| NOW you're talkin'. What kind of invasion do you think we should have? | |
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| Well, I tellya Cap, my idea of an invasion is something huge, something that inspires shock and awe... | |
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