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Another Day on the First Floor... by Joseph on 10-14-2005
The First Floor discusses "problem customers"...
So this person sneezes and DOESN'T EVEN USE A TISSUE TO WIPE HIS f#*kING NOSE!!! I was like, AM I WORKING IN A LIBRARY OR A GARBAGE PAIL KIDS TRADING CARD??$%
f#*kING CHRIST!$%! Did you call security immediately?
Yeah. They put a boot to his butt and said, "YO, YOUR BOOGERS ARE NON-RENEWABLE, f#*kASS!#$!$#!"
Sweet lord, life sure is hard enough in this cushy public institution job, with which we get great health benefits, without HAVING TO DEAL WITH SOME f#*kWIT!!$! Maybe you should get a new job.
Wow, life sure is much easier now that I've escaped the 9-5 crunch and the torments of working in a large public, climate-controlled library. Now I can really turn my attention to serving the public...
f#*k YOU VERY MUCH!%!#$%$!
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