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 | I hear that the copier is down again. Perhaps the special POWER SHAKE OF COPY FIXING is in order. |  |
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 | I, too, will gladly engage in the POWER SHAKE OF COPY FIXING so that library users may copy their genealogical files in handy 11 x 17" format. |  |
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 | OH GOD, CAN YOU FEEL THE f#*kING POWER OF THE SHAKE!#$! REDUCING, ENLARGING, SETTING CONTRAST... ALL WITHIN OUR FIRM GRASP!#$!$! |  |
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 | Yes. We surely will be on the list of Library Journal's 2005 MOVERS AND SHAKERS now, instead of some #ssh#le providing EXCELLENCE IN THE INTEGRATION OF INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY. |  |
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 | The copy machine is fixed, but I feel so empty inside. |  |
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 | I feel the same way. If only I could provide exellence in the integration of your head on my shoulder. |  |
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