| The First Floor conducts a reference interview... |
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 | HELLO, CUSTOMER, WELCOME TO THE FIRST FLOOR, WHERE WE ARE DEDICATED TO PROVIDING YOU WITH THE JAMES PATTERSON BOOKS YOU NEED!#$!!% | |
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| Hold on, some #ssh#le is talking to me. I'll call you back. | |
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| HOW MAY I REQUEST INFORMATION ARCHITECTURAL PATHFINDERS SO THAT I MAY PROVIDE YOU WITH THE VALUE-ADDED CUSTOMER SERVICE THAT YOU NEED AND DESIRE?!#$! | |
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| LOOK, f#*kASS, GIMME MY COFFEE, INTERNET, AND DVDS!#$!$#@$%@# | |
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| ...a sad, sad day for librarians everywhere. |
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| This snowy tree is providing a value-added symbolic service for my cold corporate heart. | |
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