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 | I really hate this week? |  |
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 | That's why we Hawkeyes call it Hate Week sister! |  |
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 | No, I'm serious. I dislike all this Rivalry Week stuff. Iowan hating Iowan. It's not good for our state. |  |
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 | Oh, I think it's a very important week.I finally get to learn which of my colleagues attended ISU. |  |
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 | But why can't we all just get along? |  |
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 | Well, for starters: Because we're civilized and they're cretins. |  |
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