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 | So father, there's a rumor going around town that you're a Hawkeye. Is that true? |  |
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 | My son, God doesn't choose sides. |  |
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 | Okay. Then explain to me the whole clown sermon on Sunday? |  |
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 | Well, one of the earliest stories in Genesis speaks of God's gift of joy and laughter. I was merely drawing attention to... |  |
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 | Wait a minute! I've read the Old and New Testament, The King James Version, even the Book of Mormon...ain't one of them says diddly squat about "clowns." I knew you were a TempleHok! |  |
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 | Okay, okay. So, maybe God does choose sides. |  |
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