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God's a Hawkeye by ST00PSMYASS on 09-13-2013
So father, there's a rumor going around town that you're a Hawkeye. Is that true?
My son, God doesn't choose sides.
Okay. Then explain to me the whole clown sermon on Sunday?
Well, one of the earliest stories in Genesis speaks of God's gift of joy and laughter. I was merely drawing attention to...
Wait a minute! I've read the Old and New Testament, The King James Version, even the Book of Mormon...ain't one of them says diddly squat about "clowns." I knew you were a TempleHok!
Okay, okay. So, maybe God does choose sides.
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