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 | I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a breathalyzer test ma'am. |  |
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 | I'm not going to be reported on the University Police blotter tomorrow morning am I? |  |
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 | If you're drunk, I'm afraid you will. |  |
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 | Well, I know my rights. I get a phone call don't I? |  |
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 | Cool. Let me find my smart phone so I can tweet this sh#t. |  |
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