Dr. Red is being interviewed via TV on Immigration |
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| Dr. Red, knowing your superior intellect, the Joint Chiefs of Staff would like to have your input on resolving the immigration crisis. | |
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| Sure, I can understand that. It really is a simple matter. Easily resolved. | |
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Military rep is keenly interested. |
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| Pray tell, what is your solution? | |
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| Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.Take the dirt and raise the levees in New Orleans.Put the Florida alligators in the border moat. Problem solved. | |
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Military rep is besides himself with Dr.Red's solution. |
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| Brilliant, Dr. Red! Brilliant! I'm sure I'll get a promotion out of this. How lucky we are to have you. | |
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| I know. I know. | |
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