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Nancy Pelosi ready for FBI by RedBoy on 05-28-2006
Nancy Pelosi has lost what little sanity she once had.
Representative Pelosi, don't you think you have gone a bit far in preparing for the expected FBI raid on your Washington office?
No, I don't think so. If they came to search my office, baby, they are going to have a battle on their hands.
Is Pelosi for real?
But Representative Jefferson's search was executed under a legal search warrant. And now must are holding that their really is no constituional issue involved. That this was a red herring beause you all in Congress have something to hide.
Nonsense! I have nothing to hide. I'm innoncent of any and all allegations. My office is clean. Clean! Do you hear me? If I ever took a dime, I wouldn't be so dumb as a , I mean black person, and leave a paper trail in my office. No way!
The truth comes out.
Well, polls show that the public is irritated with Congress' position. Seems like they believe that you all are asking for special rights, rights that they do not have. Why should memebers of Congress be immune from search warrants. Why should you all be considered special?
Because we are special. We have given special rights to s --- excuse me, I mean African Americans. We have given special rights to gays. And we are going to take care of the taco eaters soon, sorry again, I mean Mexicans. Hell, Congress is as good as them. I know I am. FBI stay away. Don't mess with Pelosi's office.
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