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 | Mam, your driver's license shows your name as Ding-a-Ling? That''s odd. How did that come about? |  |
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 | Well you see officer it is a long, long story. |  |
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 | Well give me the short version. I don't have all day. I have other traffic violators to catch. Have to make my quota you know. |  |
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 | Well, my brother-in law, Dr. Red ... |  |
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 | Dr. Red is your brother-in-law? The world famous cardiologist and Nobel Prize winner, whose brother is the great philosopher? My goodness I should be asking you for your autograph. Forget the ticket. Give my best to Dr. Red and his philosopher brother. |  |
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 | At last I found something Ronnie is good for |  |
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