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 | I was surprised to hear you say that God was a Republican. | |
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| I'm surprised that you are surprised. I thought it was obvious. | |
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| Well, what about Democrats? | |
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| They too are God's children. But have been misled. They have a lot of repenting to do. | |
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| And Independents? | |
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| Independents? Independents are children of the devil. They will never enter the kingdom of heaven, unless they repent and become Republicans. | |
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