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| Hey, Pat..calm down, at least you were allowed to "sleep it off" and no charges will be filed. | |
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| But this is public relations nightmare...I want my mommy. | |
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| Look, as your lawyer this is what you do. These days everybody is on something. All you do is appologize, publicly announce you are checking in to rehab, and this will be over before you know it. | |
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| No wonder I pay you so much, never would have thought of that...anyways, hand over your drink, #ssh#le, and see to it I have one more night of booze, drugs & wild women before we make this statement. | |
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| Of course, sir. | |
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