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Patrick Kennedy In The Horns Of A Dilemma. by angelstonite on 05-05-2006
Patrick Kennedy reluctantly makes the news....
Okay, Mister. The party is over...lets go down to the station for blood alcohol tests and booking. You could have killed somebody out there.
Dont you know who I am? You piece of sh#t, I am a Kennedy! I advize you let this matter rest right here and now.
Well, jeezus christ..just look at this...you are! Hey friend, lets just give you a ride home, and as far as I am concerned, nothing happened here tonite.
You certainly are not the douche bag I originally thought I had to deal with. I'll see that your paycheck gets an added boost because of this. Thank you.
Only one prob., sir...24 hours of cable news w/ reporters w/ scanners, access to logs of anybody stopped for anything, etc...this "story" will end up in the news no matter what I do to protect you tonight.
Well, just drive me home like you said you would, #ssh#le...once I sleep this off they cant prove anything. After all, I am a Kennedy. We have done and gotten away w/ much worse. Don't f*ck w/ me, or you will be sorry.
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