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Late Night Infomercial by angelstonite on 05-08-2006
The key to success is right here, while you can't sleep and are watching T.V. in your bed!
Hi, my name is Milton Creeps, and I will teach you how to buy real estate for no money down!
This guy should be in jail, but what do I know...I am just a camera man.
This fine Italian Casa...I bought for 50 cents, and when you buy my Course for only $39.95, you can too!!!
WTF am I doing as a camera man if what he is saying is true...I smell sh*t.
Make millions! Swim in the ocean! Play w/ your kids!!! Call NOW!!!!
I have made millions and so havent my top students!!! Here is just one of them.
Ya, Milton...I was a bundle boy at the supermarket until I was 35 years old. Then I bought your course. I recently closed on this State House for 99 cents and sold it for a million dollars the same day. You are my savior..hah-lee-loo-ya!!!
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