| Her affinity towards sunsets, laughter and sex attracts even the older gentlemen callers.Holler Heidi! |
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 | I'm old enough to be your dad AND to know what it's like to use a sheepskin condom. Note - I built these pillars. | |
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| Ew. I have an age limit of 69, sir. | |
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| Just because she's outgoing and has a great sense of humor, doesn't mean Heidi is about to excuse poor attire or alcoholism. |
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| Not only am I wearing your favorite color and neck accessory, but I'm a raging alcoholic. This mixer comes standard with the uniform. | |
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| Wow. I actually have a hard time taking you seriously in that vest. | |
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| Despite being ticklish EVERYWHERE and her high sex drive, she will not entertain the intricacies that are involved with foot fetishes. |
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| PLEASE tell me you have ticklish feet. Or just feet. FEET. Did I mention I'm a fan of the foot? You probably wouldn't know it looking at this mustache. | |
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| I actually just threw up in my mouth a little bit. | |
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