| Patriotic, trigger happy and lover of the outdoors - Heidi seems to attract gun toting soldiers of fortune. |
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 | i shoot stuf and spell good. | |
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| Attractive, smart and detail oriented - Heidi appeals to successful business types (the attractive type. Did I mention the good looking type?) Also the douchebag type. |
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| I'm financially awesome. And good looking. And nice to look at. And attractive. | |
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| You're fired. | |
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| With breasts envied by all sexes, even the opposite sex take notice. |
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| Want to swap vibrators? | |
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| I actually hate the taste of vagina. | |
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