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The Truth About Superman by Burt_Reynolds on 04-18-2006
Cardinal Schwarzeneggar, what does "mellifluous" mean?
It means "being chased by vampire puppies."
Oh, no! I didn't know "Green Eggs And Ham" had vampire puppies in it!
It doesn't. You are reading a hymnal.
Yay! "And did those feeeet...in ancient tiiiiimes..."
Actually, Superman is slower than a speeding butthole.
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