Witty Comics - The Big Red One

The Big Red One by Burt_Reynolds on 03-23-2006

"Jacques Cousteau had a really big dick." Wow, I didn't know that.

That's not true. I saw Jacques Cousteau's dick fifty times.

Wow -- fifty times. I haven't seen anybody's dick fifty whole times.

What about your own dick? Haven't you seen it fifty times?

Hmm...you know, I've never counted the times I've seen my own dick.

I've seen my own dick 311, 597 times.

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