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 | "...slower than a speeding butthole... unable to leap tall buttholes in a single bound..." Wow, this "Truth About Superman" book is great. |  |
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 | I just told Jesse Jackson that you were the Imperial Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan. |  |
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 | "Less powerful than a butt--" Huh? Why did you tell Jesse Jackson that? |  |
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 | I was bored. It was either that or watch a "Saved By The Bell" rerun. |  |
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 | Well, I guess I'd better go put on my white sheet and hood, and assume my duties. |  |
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 | No, I lied to Jesse Jackson about you being the Grand Wizard. It isn't really true. |  |
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