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So long Tappers! by DWH on 05-07-2010
Ug, I had to hide another person on FB today. I really like them, but they were what I call a "tapper". A tapper is a person that is always looking for magic to explain the universe around us. They lack the discipline to understand what they are tapping on, only to say it IS magic...
I've hidden almost every Christian conservative I know. With some noteable exceptions.
Some of my friends sort of find it novel that I continue to try to teach people...anything. I am happy/sad to annouce that I have reached my threshold of change. I will however put my energy into my new website BrutalRationality.com where I think I need to follow in the footsteps of Carl Sagan, and have my own BS detector list.
ah...but do you know what "starchers" are?
Abracadabra...zing! Long live the Flying Spaghetti Monster!...let's see, you hide 50-80% of your FB friends...let me do the mental math, that leaves...um...like, a billion feeds. And yes, my math is correct...Roger Rabbit.
No, Reichart, "starchers" are not the evil asian dry cleaners that make your shirts itch...it is a name that Keith made up while working at the US Embassy in Mexico for Americans that had no desire to learn the language or culture and when from the embassy to McDonalds to eat fries (starch). Oh, Keith says they also looked like potatoes. And that is all for tonight - Adious! (I'm no freakin' starcher!)
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