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W.H. Auden & May 13, 2010 by DWH on 05-15-2010
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come. Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead.
Seriously?...I mean really...can you really do that after Four Weddings and a Funeral?
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves, Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves. He was my North, my South, my East and West, My working week and my Sunday rest, My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong.
Don't you need...like, a Scottish accent and a bleak rainy English chapel to pull off Auden?
The stars are not wanted now: put out every one; Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun; Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood. For nothing now can ever come to any good.
You know I hate sh*t like that, you really aren't going to be any fun, are you?
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