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| "Yee"? God ain't a buccaneer, oh honorable padré. | |
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| Cor blimey! That's what it says, oh wretched sinner. | |
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| Let me have a look. | |
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| After some careful study ... |
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| This isn't the bible, it's "Blackbeard's Fun Christian Playbook". | |
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| I knew I shouldn't have been persuaded by the pictures of naked children. | |
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