| A hilariously boring day at the hospital ... |
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| That's okay Doctor, I've meant to savagely murder my unborn child. | |
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| But don't fret! Look what we've made from the remains of the stirred fetus. It's nutritious and good for your bladder. You MUST eat it! | |
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| Splendid. Now I don't feel so bad about not using birth control. | |
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| And since this was your 50th abortion, we can offer you a 20% discount off your next abortion or a free trip to the man-brothel. | |
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| I'll think about it while force-feeding the fetus pie to my dogs. | |
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