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Hitch vs. Rich: Streaming in Tongues by MirWriter on 02-28-2023
Well, Rich, I'm tired of people telling me I need to get back to "in real life" inhouse worship services. Since the pandemic, I kinda got used to streaming church services. Works for me. I feel fed. And I don't mean the snacks I eat while Youtubing our Baptist church services.
"Do not forsake the assembling of ourselves together," Hitch. It made sense to obey authorites and proceed with caution while a plague killed a couple million of our fellow Americans. But, hey, you got the vaccine and we're past the worst. Go back to fellowship, brother.
We may be twins, but we just don't feel things the same way. I think God is calling me to 2D praise, Rich. There's a reason he blessed me with a 300 inch UBER-HDTV and a couple of computers and super blazing fast wifi. You should join me. I have plenty of Punsch and Wasa for communion.
Is that what this drink is? And is that why your TV screen has a small Swedish church displayed?
Yeah, I'm into alternating streaming services. Sometimes Portland. Sometimes Barcelona. Sometimes San Diego. Sometimes Uppsala.
I guess you're gonna have to rely on the gift of interpretation.
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