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metrics #2 by ST00PSMYASS on 08-14-2015
Hey, what do the advanced metrics say about my ability to motivate people around here.
They can't reliably measure that.
Okay, what do they say about my likability?
In likability you're in first place among the janitorial staff, in the Top 50 percentile among the adminstrative staff, and in last place with management.
Well, if management and admin attended more of my parties those numbers would be very, very different. Don't you think?
Sorry, but I'm not able to think.
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