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 | According to our advanced workplace metrics, you're the least productive employee working here as of this past Friday. | |
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| Huh? What span does that cover? | |
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| This past year. You're also the least productive employee for the past 6-months, the past 30-days and the past week. | |
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| Do I get credit for making the coffee each morning? | |
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| Our metrics show you have never made a pot of coffee. Not even once. | |
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| I know. But, I'm strategizing. | |
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