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| L O L bro you guys are WAY hardcore. One time on the ship I caught this fish and we all video taped eachother puitting our dicks in its mouth. That was pretty funny until the chief caught us and made us put our dicks in eachother's mouths as punishment....THAT WAS WHEN THE PARTY REALLY GOT STARTED! | |
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| So yeah, you want to come to a rager at my place this weekend? I promise I won't drug your drink and finger rape you. | |
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| f#*k YEAH DUDE! I go where the free beer goes, plus I need to get my dick wet something fierce! | |
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| I know how that feels. That's why I keep a cup full of pussy juice in my wallet. | |
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