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 | Tina, I've gotta go this dude is going to sell me a picture he drew of me f#*king the Olsen twins on the set of Full House. |  |
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 | For an extra fiver I'll even throw Uncle Jessie in for added flavor. |  |
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 | Are Mary Kate's titties cross eyed or is it just me? |  |
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 | I know dude, that was my favorite part too! |  |
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 | Sweety, this picture is really creepy. These girls can't be older than three, and John Stamos' hair has always creeped me out! |  |
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 | Listen, it was either the Olsen twins, or a Black girl. I know, gross, so I picked the lesser of two evils. sh#t, do you think that negro counterperson heard me? Don't look, idiot, now she KNOWS we were talking about her people. |  |
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