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scandal by ST00PSMYASS on 12-15-2014
Well, my team and I looked into Hoiberg's personal life just as you asked. I'm sorry to say, there's nothing there. He's a model citizen.
No one is a model citizen. That's just a phrase that is disconnected from reality. Like telling someone "I love you."
Uh, anyway. We turned his entire life upside down. I know you had hoped there might be a latent scandal we could unearth that would spell his demise but there just isn't. Would you like us to plant something?
Wait! You could do that? Oh that would be awesome. Do you have menu? I want to choose a really juicy scandal. One that would discredit him, his family and that whole damn university.
We do have a list. It is a prix fixe menu, if you will. For $1.3 million you can choose from any of 12 scandals.
Hmmm. Can I look at the rumor and innuendo menu instead? I'm having my Subaru fixed and I'm paycheck to paycheck at the moment.
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