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boning knife by ST00PSMYASS on 12-15-2014
There are few things in this world more painful than the passing of a kidney stone.
What about losing to Iowa State in something?
Oh, well, yeah, that's painful. But, I was focused on physical pain.
I find losing to Iowa State physically painful. I often cannot eat for days after losing to them. I sleep no more than a couple hours at night for days on end. I get constipated for a week or more afterwards. And I injure myself with a letter opener, uncontrollably.
Wait. What?!? You use a letter opener to open your letters? I just use a sharp boning knife.
So do I. Now if you'll excuse me I need go readjust my prosthetic arm.
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