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 | Hey, do you want to read my book, it is about newts. | |
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| What part of Moronville did this d*ckhead spring from.... | |
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| The smooth newt is the most frequently seen newt, native to the UK. The other two are the great crested (Triturus cristatus) and the palmate newt (Triturus helvetica). | |
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| Jesus H Christ, I've met more interesting undertakers than this nob. | |
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| Wow, she likes me, I think I'm going to get laid tonight, I need to finish this chapter before getting some hot loving from this goddess. | |
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| I would prefer some girl on girl action with Martina Navratilova than to go anywhere near this muppet and I'm as straight as they come. | |
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