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| It's half time in the Portugal/Holland game, what part of this is she not getting, the fookin' eejit..... | |
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| Darling, I've tidied up, washed up, cleaned the cooker/oven/BBQ, made you a packed lunch for tomorrow. I'm going up to have a scented bath. | |
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| Thank fook, AT LAST, she is doing my fookin' head in........... | |
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| Darling, Can I sit with you? I smell gorgeous, Johnson's baby shampoo and lotion, wearing my ickle summer PJ's..... It's been ages since we have talked/cuddled/made love....... | |
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| WTF is wrong with this girl??????????? I go out earn the money, come home (or not when I go to the pub). She is driving me mental with her 'notions' of us getting closer. God, I'm fookin' bored silly with her..... | |
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