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deadbeat balls by ST00PSMYASS on 09-04-2014
My Hawkeyes will be ballin this weekend.
In Ebonics I think "ballin" loosely translates to "playing basketball." You do realize the Hawkeyes are playing football this weekend?
Of course I do, and they're playing Ball State. Hence, my making use of the double entendre, "ballin."
Which state is known for balls so much so that they named one of their universities after them? I'm guessing New Mexico, which is well known for its high teen pregnancy rate?
Nope. Indiana. The Hoosier state, whose nickname is derived from the phrase, "Whose your daddy?"
Those poor bastard children of the state of Ball. Well, I must say I hope we beat these virile deadbeats.
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